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This fic is supposed to be humorous. And it did make me laugh. Just perhaps not in the way that was intended. Fic and MST are both about PG-13 level. One f-word, references to drug use.

A few stats on the fic:

Type: Songfic

Words: 1014

Words that are part of the “plot,” not the song: 452 (45%)

Number of commas (other than in the lyrics, which I assume were directly copied from a site): One

( Girl, I think my butt's gettin big )

If you read this fic fast, it's really not that bad. Spelling and grammar are fine, for the most part, and Wilson and House act a bit wussy but not terribly juvenile, at least. I'd say this new author has promise.

But when I remembered a recent fanficrant by my pal karaokegal, the MST was inevitable.

( You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... )

Cross-posted to house_mst

Fifth Wall, baby, I'm sorry

karios was so mean to you. Come, enjoy this MST by two guest MSTers who are in absolutely no way based on actual authors in the Housefic realm. At all. Really. I swear. Would I lie to you?

This is all

perspi's fault.

( OK, Chris Isaac has something to answer for too )

Part 1 is here: http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/79370.html

To recap the MST:

House disappeared when Cuddy let on that she has a new boyfriend named Michael.
Pudge & Twig argued, cat-fought, and then suddenly started making out.
Foreman briefly went catatonic but recovered.
Cuddy disappeared shortly thereafter, mumbling something about hormones.
Chase – well, his hair is adorable and his figure is svelte.

Chase: Thank you! Nice to see someone around here appreciates me.

To recap the story: Eh, never mind. It’s House/Cam; you’ll figure it out.

( On for more madness... )

The fic is House/Cam, with this chapter being a re-writing of the Season 2 closer, "No Reason." The MST is, um, weird. Wilson and Cameron kind of ran away with this one...

( Come on along )

I'm out of clever things to say, so here's how the author described this fic:

Summary: AU-Daddy's Boy... What if everyone went out with House and his parents?

So, of course, that's not exactly what the fic is about. It's about House "coming out as your GAY, HANDICAP, DRUG ADDICTED son." Fun.

( Here there be dreck )

Well, this is just ridiculous. I’ve gone completely meta and mental. Fourth Wall screwed the Fifth Wall and this baby was the result. Self-indulgence of the worst sort.

Consider this MST a draft. Comment if you want any lines changed, added, or differently attributed. (Or if I got your gender wrong – sorry.)

Oh, yeah, fic is House/Wilson songfic schmoop. The writing is actually fairly promising. But the stinger did me in totally; MST was inevitable.

( LJ-cuts are our friends )

House and Wilson are in love, doo dah, doo dah.
Fangirls still can't write that fic, oh doo dah day.
Gone and wrote all night; gone and sucked all day.
Bet my money on a bob-tailed nag (*cough*Wilson*cough*),
Somebody bet on HoYay, on HoYay.

( House/Cam writers got nothing on this )

Nothing can really beat Kaygreg as a spawn name, but Brigitta is up there in the top 10 at least. No offense to Hungarians.

Otherwise, this isn't a horribly hopeless fic. Kinda cute, even, and reasonably in-character for House/Cameron. But I'm MSTing it anyway.

( Greg, Ali, and Brigitta makes three... )

I'm hesitant to post this after the brilliance that was (1) the Heart Family Musical Extravaganza; and (2) PPTH Crew Goes Camping, but here goes nothing:

This clueless!Chase fic’s not all that bad, although it dissolves into schmoopiness at the end. Chase’s wet bum and other select text was cut for length (sorry). Note: MST is set between “Cane & Able” and “Informed Consent,” and has a startling (for me) lack of slash.

( Chase's day is not going so well )

The Smorgasbord fic returns. Let’s go back a bit in time and contemplate late adolescence for Mary (Sue) House.

The MST features Cuddy & Cameron alone in an exam room… yes, that’s a big hint. Oh, and the Fourth Wall, she is dead.

Note: C & C are kidding about Wilson. And just to clarify, in this MST I play a parody version of myself, like Cher in Stuck on You.

( Cuddy has her chopping shears )

Something fun from the Pit of Voles. House is not having a good day. Wilson the slut, however, is doing fine. So is Cuddy. And Chase is quite memorable in his one small scene.

( A/N: I didn't like it very much, but I hope you do. )

Cuddy's 4th of July swim party, Chapter 3. In the fic: A lot of boring nothing, but one truly astonishing element. In the MST: Wilson introduces a different astonishing element (dedicated to amysusanne on TWoP).

( Jump right in; the water's fine )

Cuddy's 4th of July swim party, Chapter 2. Immaturity, horrible swimwear, and naked breasteses, how fun.

Warning: My will to refrain from slashing was completely beaten down by the inanity of this fic. Just letting you know.

( Chapter 2: The Party )

Pulled this out of the Pit of Voles. The kicker was the Summary:

This is the first in a series of Holiday Parties. This one is a 4th of July swim party. I swear after the first chapter it will be more entertaining.

Note to all new and prospective authors: Do not advertise the sucking.

( Chapter 1: The Invite )

readthisshit did such a great job with Chapter 1 of the Evanescence song fic, I had to take a crack at Chapter 2. (It is my first MST; hope it's decent.)

( No lyrics were harmed in the making of this fic )

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Dee Laundry

nutty implies a certain level of pizazz I just don't have

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MST: Knock, Knock. Who's There? Boo.

MST: Did a bad, bad thing

MST: Ketamine and Wedding Bells? Part 2

MST: Ketamine and Wedding Bells?

MST: My Dinner With Andre - I mean, John & Blythe

MST: Mental as Anything

MST: Make Sure to Use Disgression

MST: "GET THE DOG OFF THE BABY!"

MST: Clueless!Chase and His Mystery Lover

MST: They don't just do Valley Girls together...

MST: House and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

MST: Swimming is done, but games have just begun

MST: You're Invited! to Chapter 2

MST: You're Invited! Who: You

MST: Evanescence fic, Chapter 2

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