Dee Laundry

This is the final scene of a WIP I started years ago in which Wilson leaves everything behind to go on a roadtrip with House, who is dying with just months to live.

House writes his own eulogy. He gives it to Foreman to keep unopened until the funeral, but makes Kutner read it:

"I know none of you liked me -- except you, Cameron, yes, hi, and Cuddy when she wasn't infuriated and/or on the rag." Sorry, Dr. Cuddy. "But if you had any respect for me whatsoever, if you have any gratitude for anything I've ever done that benefited you, then you owe me this: Watch over Wilson. He's a weirdo, and he's going to be completely lost without me."

"He's crying now, isn't he? What a pussy." Sorry, Dr. Wilson. "Well, somebody hand him a handkerchief, because here it comes, the last thing I'll ever say about James Wilson: I love this man. I love him with every molecule of my heart. I --" Kutner clears his throat "--never fucked him, never wanted to, but he let me hold him, and kiss him, and sleep next to him every night for months."

"I told Cuddy once that James Wilson is never the safe choice, and he's not. He's a bastard, through and through. He's a liar, and a manipulator, and a cheat, and he's broken more hearts than I've operated on. He just about broke mine, once or twice. But he's also the only person who ever got me to believe in family. Sorry, Mom, I know you tried, and I do love you, but the old man was an albatross around your neck from day one." Sorry, Mrs. House, Mr. House.

"James Wilson is my family, and I don't give a damn about anything I leave behind besides him. Anybody who owes me anything had better work it off by looking out for him."

Apparently one of the Porn Battles I picked this prompt? Cuddy/Wilson/Stacy, memories

And then named it the very unmemorable "Title," forgot to finish it, and left it on my PC hard drive for 2 & 1/2 years.

I have no idea where I planned to take it (except it wasn't going to mention House at all, keeping this a special fun time for C/W/S, and there was going to be balanced attention among all three characters), but I like this first part, so here you go. This part's about a PG-13 for mention of genitals.

( They never can remember who met whom first. )

In the spirit of not bugging bironic repeatedly with fic ideas I'm never going to actually write, here is today's:

I am NOT going to write The One Where Wilson Comes Out of the Closet, Discovers That House Is Indeed Straight, and With the Help of a Guy Named Blaine Finds Out That the "Last Two Miles" Aren't as Scary as He'd Thought They Would Be.

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"You can't tell me you've never tried having sex with a man," Wilson says skeptically.

( I've tried a lot of things, House says )

From the S5 post-ep I'm not going to write:

"You said we weren't friends."

"You said you were going to trample my feelings, ignore what I want, use my compassion against me, and risk a patient's life in order to get what you want. Does that sound like friendship to you?"

"You asked me to risk my life, and even worse my mind, on the slim chance it would save your girlfriend of a couple of months. Does that sound like friendship to you?"

"'Girlfriend of a couple of months' implies a lot less love than I actually had for her... but no, it doesn't sound like friendship. Which is why I said it as 'we,' instead of saying you weren't a friend to me."

Looking for something else, I found these "cut scenes" from old fics. Read 'em and LOL.

( Here there be R-rated House/Wilson slash )

( MISSING SEXY SCENE FROM MY FATHERS SON VERSE! Also, House makes a thoroughly inappropriate joke and then there is a lot of bitching. Rated R. )