Tagged

[deelaundry]

Sauty ( xaipw) tagged me for the WHO U WANNA B SEXIN NAO meme

 

(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! Play if you want to!  Tagging:  perspi, asynca, inlaterdays, bethctg, stephbass

The saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies.  Instead I fantasize about hot celebrities doing each other.  Here's that list (order changes day to day!):

5. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, & Matt Damon (Oceans OT3; once again awesome smiles) - Please ignore Ellen in the pic


4. Hugh Laurie & Robert Sean Leonard (House MD, but of course)


3. John Barrowman & James Marsters (just from the Torchwood spoilers)


2. David Hewlett & Joe Flanigan (SGA.  Asymmetrical jaws but awesome smiles; plus they actually touch each other from time to time) - This is not the best picture, sorry


1. John Barrowman and his husband  (Thank you, Sauty, for introducing me.  YUM)


I've only had two me + celeb fantasies in the past year.  The first was having a secret affair with Robert Sean Leonard.  He was excellent in the sack but a right bastard - he decided to break up with his girlfriend by giving me oral sex at a time when he knew she'd walk through the door.  She cried and he ignored her.  Later, I took him by shoedog's store so she could see him up close, and he annoyed the crap out of her by asking her what different things in the store cost.  Also, I called him "R" the whole time.

The second was meeting Hugh Laurie while I was on a business trip and him being overwhelmed with my stunning intellect.  It was very guilty, angsty sex, with longing looks and romantic blah blah blah.  I now roll my eyes at myself.

As a bonus, here are my celebrity crushes through the ages.  I swear to God these weren't as embarrassing during the eras in which I had them:

Late 1970s - Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)
Early 1980s - John Ritter  (cute, funny, played a character who pretended to be gay, and yes, as early as age ten I found that exciting); 1960s William Shatner (aka James T. Kirk) (ST:TOS reruns, drool)
Mid 1980s - Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele) and Bruce Boxleitner (Scarecrow & Mrs. King) (two gorgeous men playing characters who have to don pretend identities every day... no, had absolutely nothing to do with finding the secret aspect of gay men in the closet kind of hot, certainly not)
1990s - Scott Bakula (I never slashed Sam/Al, but I always wanted Sam to jump into a gay guy)
Mid1990s - Jerry O'Connell (Sliders - all AU all the time)
Late 1990s - David Duchovny (first celeb I ever tried to find nudie pictures of)
Late 90s/Early 00s - Matt Damon
Early 2000s - Gale Harold (Queer as Folk US - oh yes, oh yes)

Comments

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

MY NAKED PIX OF DAVID DUCHOVNY. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

LOL, it's hard to get him to keep his clothes ON in front of the camera. ;)

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

What?! Where can I see some?!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Teacup pics!

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

JOHN BARROWMAN IS JOHN EDWARDS' LLB! IT CANNOT BE DENIED!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

WHICH JOHN EDWARDS? THE POLITICIAN? OR THE PSYCHIC?

[purridot.livejournal.com]

Dee, you truly have excellent taste, by which I mean I concur completely!

Gary Sandy, hahahaha! (I totally had a crush on him too.)

I wonder if anyone slashes the Clooney and Pitt characters from the Ocean series, cause that would be hot. And I still want Daniel Craig and RSL to do each other as per your original story idea ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

It's Dee - Racing out the door but oceanfic for your Oceans' slash needs.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Amen to John Ritter AND Scott Bakula! I think Jack Tripper was my first big crush! (no, it has nothing very little to do with my user name. :D

And Scott Bakula? HMFG I fell for him sooo hard! There was no t'internet back then, and I had no idea what fandom even was, but I actually wrote FIVE SCRIPTS for that show! I almost sold one too! Oh, if only I'd had the internet back then.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You almost sold a QL script? That is so cool. I had the gay guy episode mostly plotted in my head but never wrote it. Sam would leap into a situation where he was sleeping outside with his arms around a young man. The man would wake up and call him Chris, so Sam would figure he'd jumped into a woman. The guy would be very sweet to Sam, talking about how they're going to get married that day, and in his tentative, awkward way Sam would try to respond as if he was a woman in love. He doesn't realize he's leaped into a man for quite a while because Al has trouble finding him (for some reason) and Sam never runs across a mirror. It's the 1960s, and the two young men (age 19 & 20) are going to get "married" in a busy area of a local park, and Sam has to stop the riot that's going to occur afterward. At first, Sam wants to stop it by stopping the ceremony, but he eventually finds a different way and everything ends on a positive note.

LOL I can't believe I remembered all that!

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)

Hee! I've always preferred Dr. Johnny Fever, myself.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You're forgiven because you clued me in on JB.
: )

[toolazytowork.livejournal.com]

Scott Bakula crushes should not be regulated to the 90s. There's too much residual Sam Beckett awesomeness to fit into one decade.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

SAM BECKETT IS AWESOME IN EVERY DECADE. THAT WAS IN FACT THE PREMISE OF QL, WASN'T IT?

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

David Duchovny is definitely in my man harem. As are HL and RSL. John Barrowman I'm debating, and James Marsters=sexy beast.

Nice choices!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh, you need to include John Barrowman. Absolutely. He is very, very charming in addition to being sexy.

[hellspoette.livejournal.com]

James Marsters is on Torchwood now?? Excellent. Just another reason I need to see that show.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

He's not on yet - the producers have said he's going to be on an episode in the future, and JB has said the scene where they meet will be "so hot, so horny." Marsters said that his role is "going to offend some, titillate others -- to the point where they would need to finish themselves off afterwards."

GUH

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I always loved Spock and McCoy :D

Mmm, John Barrowman...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, indeed. And Spock/McCoy, yes, I could definitely see that.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

PS - this is sonderful:

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, even. Gah.

[jouse.livejournal.com]

The Barrowman/Marsters pic has short circuited my brain. And it was worth it, thank you.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! The first time I saw it, I about fell on the floor. A) The two guys are hot; B) LOOK HOW IT'S POSED! Marsters smushed into JB's chest - it's unabashedly, intentionally erotic. AWESOME.

[hllangel]

I adore that John Barrowman made two of your top five. :D He's just ADORABLE with Scott, isn't he? And where did you get the Torchwood picture from? I haven't seen that one yet, thanks for sharing it!

And you're not the only one who has fantasies of celebs doing each other instead of us being involved. John Barrowman+David Tennant, YUM!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I snagged the picture off one of the articles about the upcoming episode like this one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/6900670.stm

Scott and John are so amazingly adorable together, I just want to cuddle them both and make them dinner! And I hate cooking, so that's saying a lot.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU TOTALLY MADE ME DO THIS. Heh. :)

And I wasn't able to include everybody, like Chris Eccleston, and David Tennant, and John Barrowman (WHAT GREAT PICS!), and...and...

Oh, I'm just a whore.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You and me both, honey. You and me both.

[asynca.livejournal.com]

OMG. JB & his husband are... *deep breath*



I'll be in exam room two.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? Ooooh mmmmm. I have xaipw to thank for showing me the JB (and JB & Scott) light.

THANK YOU, SAUTY!!

[secondsilk.livejournal.com]

Am I to understand that James Masters will be on Torchwood?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That's what they say! Here's one article on it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/6900670.stm

[julia-bohemian.livejournal.com]

I watched WKRP. But, I was more of a Johnny Fever fan.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

He had his charms, I'll admit. But for plain eye candy (and besides, come on, I was like eight) Andy Travis was the way to go.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

The saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies.

LOL - ME TOO! Slash is infinitely more exciting to think about these days. ;p

I could stare at JB and his husband for HOURS. They are an insanely gorgeous couple. Just... GUH.

And I am soo with you on the Gary Sandy! He always wore those wonderfully tight jeans, and I loved his (southern?) accent!

I'm totally doing this one. *angsts over who to cut from my ginormous list*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I could stare at JB and his husband for HOURS. They are an insanely gorgeous couple. Just... GUH.

I TOTALLY AGREE! And so charming, and normal-seeming, and... phew.

[shoedog.livejournal.com]

HE BETTER NOT ASK ME WHEN THE BUS COMES.

I'D COLDCOCK HIM. EVEN IN A FANTASY.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, YOU WERE VERY CLOSE TO COLDCOCKING EVEN JUST FROM THE PRICE QUESTIONS.

HEH, WE SAID 'COCK'

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who John Barrowman is but is that really his husband? They're cute! And Matt Damon FTW!!!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That's really his husband; they got married in the UK. (Well, "entered into a civil partnership" but it carries the same rights and responsibilities as marriage.)

Yay, Matt! I love his smile so much.

[thinlysliced.livejournal.com]

OMG, James Marsters is in Torchwood?! Now I really, really have to get hold of that.

Hmm, I wouldn't mind having angsty, guilt-ridden sex with HL... ;-)

[hllangel]

James Marsters will be in s2 of Torchwood, airing early 2008. WHY do they have to make us wait until January, when they aired in October last time? GUH! I don't want to wait!

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. LIST OF LOVE. LIST OF LOVE. INCLUDING SHATNER, WHO IN HIS AWKWARD WAY PWNS MY SOUL.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

daisylily gave me this link: http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

Go there and look at the very first one. Tell me (a) it's not the greatest; and (b) it wouldn't be just as true with Stephen Colbert in the piccy.

[(Anonymous)]

John Barrowman is teh sex!