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deelaundrySauty ( xaipw) tagged me for the WHO U WANNA B SEXIN NAO meme
xaipw) tagged me for the WHO U WANNA B SEXIN NAO meme (1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! Play if you want to! Tagging:perspi, asynca, inlaterdays, bethctg, stephbass
The saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies. Instead I fantasize about hot celebrities doing each other. Here's that list (order changes day to day!):
As a bonus, here are my celebrity crushes through the ages. I swear to God these weren't as embarrassing during the eras in which I had them:
Late 1970s - Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)
Early 1980s - John Ritter (cute, funny, played a character who pretended to be gay, and yes, as early as age ten I found that exciting); 1960s William Shatner (aka James T. Kirk) (ST:TOS reruns, drool)
Mid 1980s - Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele) and Bruce Boxleitner (Scarecrow & Mrs. King) (two gorgeous men playing characters who have to don pretend identities every day... no, had absolutely nothing to do with finding the secret aspect of gay men in the closet kind of hot, certainly not)
1990s - Scott Bakula (I never slashed Sam/Al, but I always wanted Sam to jump into a gay guy)
Mid1990s - Jerry O'Connell (Sliders - all AU all the time)
Late 1990s - David Duchovny (first celeb I ever tried to find nudie pictures of)
Late 90s/Early 00s - Matt Damon
Early 2000s - Gale Harold (Queer as Folk US - oh yes, oh yes)
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! Play if you want to! Tagging:
perspi, asynca, inlaterdays, bethctg, stephbassThe saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies. Instead I fantasize about hot celebrities doing each other. Here's that list (order changes day to day!):
5. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, & Matt Damon (Oceans OT3; once again awesome smiles) - Please ignore Ellen in the pic
4. Hugh Laurie & Robert Sean Leonard (House MD, but of course)
3. John Barrowman & James Marsters (just from the Torchwood spoilers)
2. David Hewlett & Joe Flanigan (SGA. Asymmetrical jaws but awesome smiles; plus they actually touch each other from time to time) - This is not the best picture, sorry
1. John Barrowman and his husband (Thank you, Sauty, for introducing me. YUM)
I've only had two me + celeb fantasies in the past year. The first was having a secret affair with Robert Sean Leonard. He was excellent in the sack but a right bastard - he decided to break up with his girlfriend by giving me oral sex at a time when he knew she'd walk through the door. She cried and he ignored her. Later, I took him byshoedog's store so she could see him up close, and he annoyed the crap out of her by asking her what different things in the store cost. Also, I called him "R" the whole time.
The second was meeting Hugh Laurie while I was on a business trip and him being overwhelmed with my stunning intellect. It was very guilty, angsty sex, with longing looks and romantic blah blah blah. I now roll my eyes at myself.
4. Hugh Laurie & Robert Sean Leonard (House MD, but of course)
3. John Barrowman & James Marsters (just from the Torchwood spoilers)
2. David Hewlett & Joe Flanigan (SGA. Asymmetrical jaws but awesome smiles; plus they actually touch each other from time to time) - This is not the best picture, sorry
1. John Barrowman and his husband (Thank you, Sauty, for introducing me. YUM)
I've only had two me + celeb fantasies in the past year. The first was having a secret affair with Robert Sean Leonard. He was excellent in the sack but a right bastard - he decided to break up with his girlfriend by giving me oral sex at a time when he knew she'd walk through the door. She cried and he ignored her. Later, I took him by
shoedog's store so she could see him up close, and he annoyed the crap out of her by asking her what different things in the store cost. Also, I called him "R" the whole time.The second was meeting Hugh Laurie while I was on a business trip and him being overwhelmed with my stunning intellect. It was very guilty, angsty sex, with longing looks and romantic blah blah blah. I now roll my eyes at myself.
As a bonus, here are my celebrity crushes through the ages. I swear to God these weren't as embarrassing during the eras in which I had them:
Late 1970s - Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)
Early 1980s - John Ritter (cute, funny, played a character who pretended to be gay, and yes, as early as age ten I found that exciting); 1960s William Shatner (aka James T. Kirk) (ST:TOS reruns, drool)
Mid 1980s - Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele) and Bruce Boxleitner (Scarecrow & Mrs. King) (two gorgeous men playing characters who have to don pretend identities every day... no, had absolutely nothing to do with finding the secret aspect of gay men in the closet kind of hot, certainly not)
1990s - Scott Bakula (I never slashed Sam/Al, but I always wanted Sam to jump into a gay guy)
Mid1990s - Jerry O'Connell (Sliders - all AU all the time)
Late 1990s - David Duchovny (first celeb I ever tried to find nudie pictures of)
Late 90s/Early 00s - Matt Damon
Early 2000s - Gale Harold (Queer as Folk US - oh yes, oh yes)