Tagged

[deelaundry]

Sauty ( xaipw) tagged me for the WHO U WANNA B SEXIN NAO meme

 

(1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people! Play if you want to!  Tagging:  perspi, asynca, inlaterdays, bethctg, stephbass

The saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies.  Instead I fantasize about hot celebrities doing each other.  Here's that list (order changes day to day!):

5. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, & Matt Damon (Oceans OT3; once again awesome smiles) - Please ignore Ellen in the pic


4. Hugh Laurie & Robert Sean Leonard (House MD, but of course)


3. John Barrowman & James Marsters (just from the Torchwood spoilers)


2. David Hewlett & Joe Flanigan (SGA.  Asymmetrical jaws but awesome smiles; plus they actually touch each other from time to time) - This is not the best picture, sorry


1. John Barrowman and his husband  (Thank you, Sauty, for introducing me.  YUM)


I've only had two me + celeb fantasies in the past year.  The first was having a secret affair with Robert Sean Leonard.  He was excellent in the sack but a right bastard - he decided to break up with his girlfriend by giving me oral sex at a time when he knew she'd walk through the door.  She cried and he ignored her.  Later, I took him by shoedog's store so she could see him up close, and he annoyed the crap out of her by asking her what different things in the store cost.  Also, I called him "R" the whole time.

The second was meeting Hugh Laurie while I was on a business trip and him being overwhelmed with my stunning intellect.  It was very guilty, angsty sex, with longing looks and romantic blah blah blah.  I now roll my eyes at myself.

As a bonus, here are my celebrity crushes through the ages.  I swear to God these weren't as embarrassing during the eras in which I had them:

Late 1970s - Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)
Early 1980s - John Ritter  (cute, funny, played a character who pretended to be gay, and yes, as early as age ten I found that exciting); 1960s William Shatner (aka James T. Kirk) (ST:TOS reruns, drool)
Mid 1980s - Pierce Brosnan (Remington Steele) and Bruce Boxleitner (Scarecrow & Mrs. King) (two gorgeous men playing characters who have to don pretend identities every day... no, had absolutely nothing to do with finding the secret aspect of gay men in the closet kind of hot, certainly not)
1990s - Scott Bakula (I never slashed Sam/Al, but I always wanted Sam to jump into a gay guy)
Mid1990s - Jerry O'Connell (Sliders - all AU all the time)
Late 1990s - David Duchovny (first celeb I ever tried to find nudie pictures of)
Late 90s/Early 00s - Matt Damon
Early 2000s - Gale Harold (Queer as Folk US - oh yes, oh yes)

Comments

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

MY NAKED PIX OF DAVID DUCHOVNY. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

LOL, it's hard to get him to keep his clothes ON in front of the camera. ;)

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

JOHN BARROWMAN IS JOHN EDWARDS' LLB! IT CANNOT BE DENIED!

[purridot.livejournal.com]

Dee, you truly have excellent taste, by which I mean I concur completely!

Gary Sandy, hahahaha! (I totally had a crush on him too.)

I wonder if anyone slashes the Clooney and Pitt characters from the Ocean series, cause that would be hot. And I still want Daniel Craig and RSL to do each other as per your original story idea ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

It's Dee - Racing out the door but oceanfic for your Oceans' slash needs.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Amen to John Ritter AND Scott Bakula! I think Jack Tripper was my first big crush! (no, it has nothing very little to do with my user name. :D

And Scott Bakula? HMFG I fell for him sooo hard! There was no t'internet back then, and I had no idea what fandom even was, but I actually wrote FIVE SCRIPTS for that show! I almost sold one too! Oh, if only I'd had the internet back then.

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Gary Sandy ( Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati - cute, with the feathered hair)

Hee! I've always preferred Dr. Johnny Fever, myself.

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

What?! Where can I see some?!

[toolazytowork.livejournal.com]

Scott Bakula crushes should not be regulated to the 90s. There's too much residual Sam Beckett awesomeness to fit into one decade.

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

David Duchovny is definitely in my man harem. As are HL and RSL. John Barrowman I'm debating, and James Marsters=sexy beast.

Nice choices!

[hellspoette.livejournal.com]

James Marsters is on Torchwood now?? Excellent. Just another reason I need to see that show.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I always loved Spock and McCoy :D

Mmm, John Barrowman...

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

PS - this is sonderful:

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, even. Gah.

[jouse.livejournal.com]

The Barrowman/Marsters pic has short circuited my brain. And it was worth it, thank you.

[hllangel]

I adore that John Barrowman made two of your top five. :D He's just ADORABLE with Scott, isn't he? And where did you get the Torchwood picture from? I haven't seen that one yet, thanks for sharing it!

And you're not the only one who has fantasies of celebs doing each other instead of us being involved. John Barrowman+David Tennant, YUM!

[perspi.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU TOTALLY MADE ME DO THIS. Heh. :)

And I wasn't able to include everybody, like Chris Eccleston, and David Tennant, and John Barrowman (WHAT GREAT PICS!), and...and...

Oh, I'm just a whore.

[asynca.livejournal.com]

OMG. JB & his husband are... *deep breath*



I'll be in exam room two.

[secondsilk.livejournal.com]

Am I to understand that James Masters will be on Torchwood?

[julia-bohemian.livejournal.com]

I watched WKRP. But, I was more of a Johnny Fever fan.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

The saddest thing is that lately I'm not even in my own sexual fantasies.

LOL - ME TOO! Slash is infinitely more exciting to think about these days. ;p

I could stare at JB and his husband for HOURS. They are an insanely gorgeous couple. Just... GUH.

And I am soo with you on the Gary Sandy! He always wore those wonderfully tight jeans, and I loved his (southern?) accent!

I'm totally doing this one. *angsts over who to cut from my ginormous list*

[shoedog.livejournal.com]

HE BETTER NOT ASK ME WHEN THE BUS COMES.

I'D COLDCOCK HIM. EVEN IN A FANTASY.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who John Barrowman is but is that really his husband? They're cute! And Matt Damon FTW!!!

[thinlysliced.livejournal.com]

OMG, James Marsters is in Torchwood?! Now I really, really have to get hold of that.

Hmm, I wouldn't mind having angsty, guilt-ridden sex with HL... ;-)

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

Oh, God. LIST OF LOVE. LIST OF LOVE. INCLUDING SHATNER, WHO IN HIS AWKWARD WAY PWNS MY SOUL.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Teacup pics!