Stolen from hannahrorlove

[deelaundry]

Certain people on my f-list to whom I owe things will kill me for being distracted but this sounds like too much fun:

Name three fics that you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Snippets (all PG-13ish) written for:

• Self-insertion: House falls for the new doctor at PPTH, Wilson get jealous. 
• Foreman is a go-go dancer.
• What's all this then? House secretly has an adorable niece!
• Wilson kills House. (WARNING:  CHARACTER DEATH)
• Cameron offers House the same microwave-pizza-sex deal that she had with Chase, and House takes her up on it.
• The Super Six wake up and find that they've all grown wings. Big, fluffy angel wings.
• Foreman is transgendered; his other name is NOT Erica, it's Latifah.
• House is a furry.
• House/Julie Whitner-cripple!smut.

There is also a Matt/Ben AU snippet.

Comments

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this is amazing (I knew it would be good, but I hadn't thought of the abuse thing at all) - do continue it! Pleeeeeeease! It's fascinating.

Do feel free to post it - I bet it would cause a lot of "OMG" reactions. I don't think I've ever read a high school fic before that wasn't full of yuck :D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

So many things in progress! How did I get myself into this situation?

I didn't intend to do any more of this, but it's you asking, so I will add it to the list. Any ideas for where it goes from here? The only thing I've got so far is that Greg calls Foreman "Foreskin." Eric is not amused.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have to be that long... ;P

I love "Foreskin" - very thirteen-year-old humour.

I'll have to have a think about it and get back to you, but the vibes I get are that James (why not Jimmy, btw?) goes and reports the abuse to someone even though Greg doesn't want him to.