Stolen from hannahrorlove

[deelaundry]

Certain people on my f-list to whom I owe things will kill me for being distracted but this sounds like too much fun:

Name three fics that you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Snippets (all PG-13ish) written for:

• Self-insertion: House falls for the new doctor at PPTH, Wilson get jealous. 
• Foreman is a go-go dancer.
• What's all this then? House secretly has an adorable niece!
• Wilson kills House. (WARNING:  CHARACTER DEATH)
• Cameron offers House the same microwave-pizza-sex deal that she had with Chase, and House takes her up on it.
• The Super Six wake up and find that they've all grown wings. Big, fluffy angel wings.
• Foreman is transgendered; his other name is NOT Erica, it's Latifah.
• House is a furry.
• House/Julie Whitner-cripple!smut.

There is also a Matt/Ben AU snippet.

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Sorry it's taken me so long to get to your prompts. That's because I want to write long fics for all of them! (Insane, you've drive me insane.) Ok, here's an excerpt for HS:

Eric was just about to take a leak when he heard the two boys - the freak and his nerd friend - talking to each other. He looked around and realized they were hiding in the handicapped stall together. Were they gay or something?, he wondered for the twentieth time. Eric and his best friend Robert hung out together a lot, sure, but they weren't as pathetically one-on-one as the freak and his friend were.

"You gotta tell someone, Greg," the nerd was saying, in his pleading, nagging tone, the one that made Eric's teeth clench.

"It's no big deal," the freak replied, trying to sound tough but not making it one hundred percent. "You worry too much, James."

Feet shuffled and the stall door wobbled a bit, like maybe they were about to come out. Eric willed his pee to hurry up, because he sure didn't want to talk to them.

Then there was a clunk that might've been a hand against the door, and the nerd said louder, "It is a big deal; he's not supposed to do that to you. You're just a kid."

"You didn't listen to the rabbi at that lame-butt bar mitzvah you made me go to? We're men now."

"In the eyes of God, and you don't even get to say that because you haven't had the mitzvah. But in the eyes of the law, we're kids, and he can't do that to you. It's abuse."

Eric didn't want to hear this, not one bit of it. It was none of his business what the freak was up to, or what anybody did to him. It was none of Eric's business, and he didn't care. Really.

There was a loud scuffle and a bang, and somebody gasped. Probably the nerd.

"Don't say that word," the freak snarled. "Abuse is bruises and punches and burns and scars. What happens to me is discipline, that's all, and I'm a man and I can take it."

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this is amazing (I knew it would be good, but I hadn't thought of the abuse thing at all) - do continue it! Pleeeeeeease! It's fascinating.

Do feel free to post it - I bet it would cause a lot of "OMG" reactions. I don't think I've ever read a high school fic before that wasn't full of yuck :D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

So many things in progress! How did I get myself into this situation?

I didn't intend to do any more of this, but it's you asking, so I will add it to the list. Any ideas for where it goes from here? The only thing I've got so far is that Greg calls Foreman "Foreskin." Eric is not amused.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have to be that long... ;P

I love "Foreskin" - very thirteen-year-old humour.

I'll have to have a think about it and get back to you, but the vibes I get are that James (why not Jimmy, btw?) goes and reports the abuse to someone even though Greg doesn't want him to.