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[deelaundry]

Title: "Fill one's mouth with pure pleasure"

Author: deelaundry and an anonymous copywriter from Quaker Oats

Rating: PG-13 for a word House made up

Note: Inspired by nightdog_barks, and in support of simple__man's quest to write a drabble a day. Go, Nicky!

"This is more than a cereal.  It's 100% wholesome indulgence."  Wholesome, right.  James Wilson's cereal?

House.

"Take pleasure in the mingling of taste and texture."  Wait a minute, I thought this was wholesome.  It's turning into porn right before my eyes.

House, I haven't had my coffee yet.

"And delight in the extraordinary combination of crunchy whole-grains, slices of almonds, and pure natural honey, clustered together in every big delicious bite."  Mmm, biting.  S&M porn.

How did you use every single mug in this cabinet?

"This granola is truly satisfying."  Well, a bit boastful, aren't you there?

I hope you're happy.  I have to use Stacy's old World's Best Fellatioer mug.  I'm hoping you didn't make it with lead paint, but then maybe being brain-damaged would put me out of my misery.

"So treat yourself all year long.  Experience 100% pleasure with -"

Stop right there.  Now that I've had some caffeine, let's take this discussion back to the bedroom.

Comments

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

... oh my God.

Dee ...

Crap, I can't form a coherent sentence right now. You took one sentence out of that email and ran with it.

I'm sitting here laughing. No, I'm sitting here crying. From laughing. Oh God.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Well, it's easy when you have semi-pornographic cereal boxes in your pantry, as I apparently do. That's really the text from the back of Quaker 100% Natural Granola.

Hee.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Well, yay! for Nightdog XD

::falls off chair laughing::

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Bwahaahaa!! :D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[whatagoodboy71.livejournal.com]

I am not entirely sure if I have the true authority to do so, but FUCK IT! I am declaring today, Thursday 4th Jan. 2007--



For deelaundry, because this is just...the best, most clever, ficlet of EVER. And, for simple__man because he's feeling poorly, but still managed to crank out a fine drabble. (as always)

Oh, poop. nightdog_barks?, you deseve a Day too! For apparently inspiring this lovliness!

Your keys to this fine city shall be put in the mail, post haste!

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Thank you, whatagoodboy71! While I may be the inspiration for many things, I never dreamed H/W cereal-box quasi-porn would be among them.

Hee!

[baba-o-reily.livejournal.com]

While I may be the inspiration for many things, I never dreamed H/W cereal-box quasi-porn would be among them.


...HAHAHAHA! That just...wins.

[the4thmrswilson.livejournal.com]

I'll drink to that...or celebrate that...or sumthin'... Aw, hell, it's just worth celebrating, how's that? :)

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

Damn, I feel speshul. I'm just poking around on lj and I get encouragement and support and a day. I don't quite know what to do with myself. Thanks? Much?

I go cry now.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! And to get linked to simple__man is especially an honor.

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

No one is going to be able to live with me now. I'll have to come live with one of ya'll. Don't worry if you hear a knock on your window, it's just me, suitcase in hand.

(Well. That's a plotbunny. Cuddy, opening her window in her nightgown, House with his suitcase. "I got kicked out..." *pitiful face*)

[boogie-horror.livejournal.com]

haha! oh this was perfect! I love love LOVE your writing XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Kudos must also go to my co-writer, the anoynmous Quaker Oats author.

[thinlysliced.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha! I may need to rethink my pro-toast/anti-cereal stance.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Can't go wrong with 100% pleasure... Thanks!

[magic-mind.livejournal.com]

Oh I liked this. That last line leaves just enough to the imagination...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Deliberately open. Thanks!

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard, oh man, you have no idea. "World's Best Fellatio-er mug" Oh, crap, that murdered me. Hah, brilliant use of copy, and I can just hear House intoning the words...that man could read the phone book and have Wilson's clothes off, yeah? Excellent work, you did a great job!

Thanks for the support! ^^

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I was inspired by you (and by nightdog's tongue in cheek comment that for a fic I was writing I could just "copy the back of a cereal box"). You're getting me hooked on those daily drabbles of yours...

that man could read the phone book and have Wilson's clothes off, yeah?

Truer words never spoken, eh?

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

I'm proud to be inspiring! I didn't know I had it in me...

*laughing* You did a great job with it, it's brilliant!

Well, it'd work on me, anyway! ^^

[baba-o-reily.livejournal.com]

*standing ovation*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*humble bow*

[fffaw.livejournal.com]

All hail the evolution of granola-porn! I was howling over the "World's Best Fellatioer" mug. :-)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Surprising that Stacy didn't take that mug with her when she left, isn't it? Hee.

[fffaw.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing she left it behind realizing Wilson would soon be stepping up to take her crown. ;-)

[fallen-arazil.livejournal.com]

tee hee. Cute. House and Wilson and House's dirty mind--which ceserves it's own character credit, it you ask me. *nodnod* very nicely done.

~Djinn

PS - I'm doing another drabble prompt thing at my lj, and you haven't asked for a drabble yet, and I don't want to leave you out! It's over here (http://fallen-arazil.livejournal.com/34968.html).

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was trying to be nice and not ask for more presents from you - but I did, finally, with a very lame prompt you will have to forgive me for.

[med-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Oh my! This was so great, and does that support mean we can expect more drabbles from you as well (*i hope i hope*). This totally made me smile. :)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[panda-chibi.livejournal.com]

LMAO! This was hilarious. You're one of my favourite writers of fanfic ^^

*mems*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!