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[deelaundry]

Title: "Fill one's mouth with pure pleasure"

Author: deelaundry and an anonymous copywriter from Quaker Oats

Rating: PG-13 for a word House made up

Note: Inspired by nightdog_barks, and in support of simple__man's quest to write a drabble a day. Go, Nicky!

"This is more than a cereal.  It's 100% wholesome indulgence."  Wholesome, right.  James Wilson's cereal?

House.

"Take pleasure in the mingling of taste and texture."  Wait a minute, I thought this was wholesome.  It's turning into porn right before my eyes.

House, I haven't had my coffee yet.

"And delight in the extraordinary combination of crunchy whole-grains, slices of almonds, and pure natural honey, clustered together in every big delicious bite."  Mmm, biting.  S&M porn.

How did you use every single mug in this cabinet?

"This granola is truly satisfying."  Well, a bit boastful, aren't you there?

I hope you're happy.  I have to use Stacy's old World's Best Fellatioer mug.  I'm hoping you didn't make it with lead paint, but then maybe being brain-damaged would put me out of my misery.

"So treat yourself all year long.  Experience 100% pleasure with -"

Stop right there.  Now that I've had some caffeine, let's take this discussion back to the bedroom.

Comments

[fallen-arazil.livejournal.com]

tee hee. Cute. House and Wilson and House's dirty mind--which ceserves it's own character credit, it you ask me. *nodnod* very nicely done.

~Djinn

PS - I'm doing another drabble prompt thing at my lj, and you haven't asked for a drabble yet, and I don't want to leave you out! It's over here (http://fallen-arazil.livejournal.com/34968.html).

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was trying to be nice and not ask for more presents from you - but I did, finally, with a very lame prompt you will have to forgive me for.