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[deelaundry]

Title: "Fill one's mouth with pure pleasure"

Author: deelaundry and an anonymous copywriter from Quaker Oats

Rating: PG-13 for a word House made up

Note: Inspired by nightdog_barks, and in support of simple__man's quest to write a drabble a day. Go, Nicky!

"This is more than a cereal.  It's 100% wholesome indulgence."  Wholesome, right.  James Wilson's cereal?

House.

"Take pleasure in the mingling of taste and texture."  Wait a minute, I thought this was wholesome.  It's turning into porn right before my eyes.

House, I haven't had my coffee yet.

"And delight in the extraordinary combination of crunchy whole-grains, slices of almonds, and pure natural honey, clustered together in every big delicious bite."  Mmm, biting.  S&M porn.

How did you use every single mug in this cabinet?

"This granola is truly satisfying."  Well, a bit boastful, aren't you there?

I hope you're happy.  I have to use Stacy's old World's Best Fellatioer mug.  I'm hoping you didn't make it with lead paint, but then maybe being brain-damaged would put me out of my misery.

"So treat yourself all year long.  Experience 100% pleasure with -"

Stop right there.  Now that I've had some caffeine, let's take this discussion back to the bedroom.

Comments

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard, oh man, you have no idea. "World's Best Fellatio-er mug" Oh, crap, that murdered me. Hah, brilliant use of copy, and I can just hear House intoning the words...that man could read the phone book and have Wilson's clothes off, yeah? Excellent work, you did a great job!

Thanks for the support! ^^

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I was inspired by you (and by nightdog's tongue in cheek comment that for a fic I was writing I could just "copy the back of a cereal box"). You're getting me hooked on those daily drabbles of yours...

that man could read the phone book and have Wilson's clothes off, yeah?

Truer words never spoken, eh?

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

I'm proud to be inspiring! I didn't know I had it in me...

*laughing* You did a great job with it, it's brilliant!

Well, it'd work on me, anyway! ^^