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[deelaundry]

Randomly generated haikus based on my LJ entries:

put her arms around
me and it doesn’t make it a
huge character flaw

 

around church throat church
laughed but jack couldn’t buy it
lock stock and barrel

 

you have to take this
drastic step then i think james
will talk back to church

 

wayback machine all
the kinks out there i don’t mind
the eyes on my face

 

simply hold my tongue
first indication that james
has to lean over

 

mean goofus get a
decent sized halfway clean
table by a wall

 

looked down at church
as if he’d been shoved jack
refused to look

 

forehead sliding off
the water just as jack was
pop whispered not

 

house let go but stayed
close want you to this this this
this this nonsense his

 

minutes ago you
were married before you said
you wanted advice

 

point is that i know
the rest of your body is
two men because hot

Comments

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

"two men because hot"

yes.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to name my journal that.

Yep.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

A++++++!

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

point is that i know
the rest of your body is
two men because hot

Hee!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That is my favorite. So mmm.

The first one on the list is the first one generated - I can't tell you how surprised I was to see "her" in there. Heh.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

*grins*

I think you got better haikus than I did.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I so much like mine
(Surprising lack of Wilson)
But yours are great too

Hee, hee! Wrote my own all by myself!

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Such fun!

Among mine I got this:

getting into I
met deelaundry when I read
that time cameron

:D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWW! :D :D

I'm going to beta the piece you sent me tonight.

[mer-duff.livejournal.com]

That generator is genius! And "two men because hot" is an awesome name for your journal *g*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Of course, I deleted probably half what it came up with, but yes, I do think the generator is amazing. These poems make me want to snuggle them, and I don't say that often.

"Two men because hot" is so exactly what this journal is about that it's almost scary. *g*

[simple--man.livejournal.com]

you have to take this
drastic step then i think james
will talk back to church


I saw this one first, gave me chills. Supah cool.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I was absolutely thinking of you with that one. I am waiting for the day...

[purridot.livejournal.com]

Two men because hot should definitely be on your coat of arms!

house let go but stayed
close want you to this this this
this this nonsense his

is also wonderful because I can just see Wilson's thoughts stuttering this way; I'm sure the end was cut off by a smooch :D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I didn't think of a smooch, but now I'm sure you're right. : )