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Randomly generated haikus based on my LJ entries:

put her arms around
me and it doesn’t make it a
huge character flaw

 

around church throat church
laughed but jack couldn’t buy it
lock stock and barrel

 

you have to take this
drastic step then i think james
will talk back to church

 

wayback machine all
the kinks out there i don’t mind
the eyes on my face

 

simply hold my tongue
first indication that james
has to lean over

 

mean goofus get a
decent sized halfway clean
table by a wall

 

looked down at church
as if he’d been shoved jack
refused to look

 

forehead sliding off
the water just as jack was
pop whispered not

 

house let go but stayed
close want you to this this this
this this nonsense his

 

minutes ago you
were married before you said
you wanted advice

 

point is that i know
the rest of your body is
two men because hot