Stolen from hannahrorlove

[deelaundry]

Certain people on my f-list to whom I owe things will kill me for being distracted but this sounds like too much fun:

Name three fics that you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Snippets (all PG-13ish) written for:

• Self-insertion: House falls for the new doctor at PPTH, Wilson get jealous. 
• Foreman is a go-go dancer.
• What's all this then? House secretly has an adorable niece!
• Wilson kills House. (WARNING:  CHARACTER DEATH)
• Cameron offers House the same microwave-pizza-sex deal that she had with Chase, and House takes her up on it.
• The Super Six wake up and find that they've all grown wings. Big, fluffy angel wings.
• Foreman is transgendered; his other name is NOT Erica, it's Latifah.
• House is a furry.
• House/Julie Whitner-cripple!smut.

There is also a Matt/Ben AU snippet.

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Three jabs, one after the other - enabler, pathetic lothario, crappy doctor - right at the end of a godawful week, and Wilson snapped.

The scream was blood-curdling, and House just had time to think I finally broke him before the heel of Wilson's hand slammed up into House's nose.

Wilson pleaded guilty, no need for trial. He smiled cheerily until they took him off suicide watch; four hours later he was dead.

[genagirl.livejournal.com]

Ouch!!! That was great. Ouch!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I definitely hope it never happens, but that'd be the only way I could see it happening. Push, push, snap, dead, dead. : (

Think I should post? Or not?