Stolen from hannahrorlove

[deelaundry]

Certain people on my f-list to whom I owe things will kill me for being distracted but this sounds like too much fun:

Name three fics that you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Snippets (all PG-13ish) written for:

• Self-insertion: House falls for the new doctor at PPTH, Wilson get jealous. 
• Foreman is a go-go dancer.
• What's all this then? House secretly has an adorable niece!
• Wilson kills House. (WARNING:  CHARACTER DEATH)
• Cameron offers House the same microwave-pizza-sex deal that she had with Chase, and House takes her up on it.
• The Super Six wake up and find that they've all grown wings. Big, fluffy angel wings.
• Foreman is transgendered; his other name is NOT Erica, it's Latifah.
• House is a furry.
• House/Julie Whitner-cripple!smut.

There is also a Matt/Ben AU snippet.

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[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee. A long time ago (Aug 06), before I'd even heard of "microwave-pizza," I wrote down a few words for a House/Cam just sex fic. Here they are:

They were in bed, finished and tired, with House about two seconds from kicking Cameron out, when she looked over at him. "Are you gay?"

He turned his back on her. "Are you complaining about the sex? You haven’t complained yet."

"You carry a shrine to Wilson in your heart."

...

"I'm not asking you to love me. But why can't you ever show even the slightest respect for me?"

"Because you're a girl."

"Because I’m a woman?"

"Not because you’re female – because you’re a girl, a baby. I’m a fucking pedophile for being with you. But then again, that's why I agreed to do this. Cuddy is twice as hot as you, but she’s an adult, and my friend. I care if she gets hurt."

...

"You’re in the wrong place."

"I’m exactly where I want to be."

(In the last two lines, guess who says what! Then tell me, because I don't remember XD)