Stolen from hannahrorlove

[deelaundry]

Certain people on my f-list to whom I owe things will kill me for being distracted but this sounds like too much fun:

Name three fics that you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Snippets (all PG-13ish) written for:

• Self-insertion: House falls for the new doctor at PPTH, Wilson get jealous. 
• Foreman is a go-go dancer.
• What's all this then? House secretly has an adorable niece!
• Wilson kills House. (WARNING:  CHARACTER DEATH)
• Cameron offers House the same microwave-pizza-sex deal that she had with Chase, and House takes her up on it.
• The Super Six wake up and find that they've all grown wings. Big, fluffy angel wings.
• Foreman is transgendered; his other name is NOT Erica, it's Latifah.
• House is a furry.
• House/Julie Whitner-cripple!smut.

There is also a Matt/Ben AU snippet.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. Wilson dies from cancer.
2. Cameron/Harry Potter
3. Foreman is a go-go dancer.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

That was me, oops. (and I totally want to steal this from you. Awesome meme.)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

At the best part of the best song, Foreman was wrapped up in the music, swallowed as if in the fog of a June morning by San Francisco Bay. He glanced at Gina, his partner on this section of the bar, and was surprised to see her glaring.

He leaned closer to her, never stopping the rhythmic sway of his shoulders and hips, and was about to open his lips for a question, when the poke of a thin blunt instrument at his ass cheek and a gravelly voice saying "Shake it, baby" answered all.

He spun around, looked down, and hissed, "House!"

"Don't lose the beat," House warned, his head bobbing; his cane tapped once at Foreman's hip. "We paying customers deserve our show."

Foreman sullenly continued his dance - twenty minutes left in this shift - while House grinned and sipped at his drink. "DC's the best! I love Chocolate City!"

"Hope they string up your lily-white ass," Foreman murmured under his breath, moving pointedly away.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

LOLZ. YEsssssss

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Cameron/Harry Potter? Cameron and Harry Potter the teenager hook up? Freak-eh!

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

You said "never write". I gave you something you would never write.