BAD!FIC HALL OF FAME

[deelaundry]

Nominate the worst in House fanfic here!! 

saara_zaara

had the wonderful idea of establishing a Bad!Fic Hall of Fame.

How about the House Forces Cameron to Be Anorexic fic?  Or "House molests Cameron in an elevator to get a song out of his head"?  Or "PPTH Gang Goes Camping"?

DO NOT INCLUDE AUTHOR NAMES OR ACTUAL TITLES, PLEASE.  Nominate by subject, or link to the MST if you have it.

Comments

[saara-zaara.livejournal.com]

Think we also need a catagory for "most appalling Chase death fic" - he seems to have 50,000 more of these out there than any other character (& that's not counting the "House saves Chase from suicide" fics). Two of my fav MSTs tackle the problem - Tickle Me Emo at http://mercaque.livejournal.com/6196.html and An Inordinate Multiplicity of Chase Deaths (SIX fricking times in ONE fic, I ask you) at http://thewaughnman.livejournal.com/28915.html

[maddoggirl.livejournal.com]

I'm reading the Blythe-cancer-stupid-author-girl one MST-ed under the title Ju-On right now. And choking with laughter. Some people have actually lived to an age where they are able to type without having killed themselves in a spoon-related accident, and this is what they produce.

And yes, categories vewwy good idea. I loved the 'dear Lord! a fadiggly haemagoppledyplop in his coomunchies!' fic where no pretence was made on the author's part to have actually researched their subject matter. There must be a 'WORST PORN' category too.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Worst porn:

I definitely nominate the horrible thing I just MSTed, which is here (http://community.livejournal.com/house_mst/85079.html#cutid1).

[maddoggirl.livejournal.com]

Ja, totally had that in mind!