Served Cold (PG)

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Title: Served Cold
Author: Dee
Rating: PG
Summary, Notes: The morning after episode 8-6, "Parents," the phone rings at Wilson's loft. Spoilers for that episode. Dialogue-only drabble of exactly 100 words.

Wilson residence.

My sheets smell of perfume.

Hi, House.

And your particular B.O. melange of antiseptic soap, Grandpa-scented Old Spice, and desperation.

Is that so?

You had sex in my bed.

That would be a logical conclusion to draw.

Knowing full well that I can't go out and pick a woman up, nor order one in. I realize your pathetic, cliche response is going to be, "Takes one to know one," but you can be a real asshole.

Actually, my response is going to be: Your life might suck a little less if you'd quit forgetting that.

You son-of-a--

*click*

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