Served Cold (PG)

[deelaundry]

Title: Served Cold
Author: Dee
Rating: PG
Summary, Notes: The morning after episode 8-6, "Parents," the phone rings at Wilson's loft. Spoilers for that episode. Dialogue-only drabble of exactly 100 words.

Wilson residence.

My sheets smell of perfume.

Hi, House.

And your particular B.O. melange of antiseptic soap, Grandpa-scented Old Spice, and desperation.

Is that so?

You had sex in my bed.

That would be a logical conclusion to draw.

Knowing full well that I can't go out and pick a woman up, nor order one in. I realize your pathetic, cliche response is going to be, "Takes one to know one," but you can be a real asshole.

Actually, my response is going to be: Your life might suck a little less if you'd quit forgetting that.

You son-of-a--

*click*

Comments

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

I love this. <3 Wilson can be an absolute bastard when properly motivated, and indeed, House would do well to stop forgetting that.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks. : )

[roseofpain84.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I think it's cute that only House (imho) can motivate Wilson to be an absolute bastard?? XD

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

AH HAHAHHAHHHA HAHAHA

Yes, this. :-D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee :D

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

(giggles) Count yourself lucky, House, Wilson could have found someone with crabs to roll around in your bed and infest it!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, you're a devious one.

Awesome!

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, touché, Wilson! &hearts

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Wilson is much more clever than "Parents" depicted him. Thanks!

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

HEE!

I haven't seen this episode yet, but I love it when Wilson screws with House. <3

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

It's an OK episode ... until the very end. But this fic could definitely work at most points of their friendship. :) Thanks!

[perspi.livejournal.com]

That is perfection, Dee, I love it!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It is odd to be writing again, but I do like it. : )

[vitawash24.livejournal.com]

Hah. *loves*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

What a lovely drabble for a grey Monday morning! A perfect vengeance indeed. Very, very Wilsonian.

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

Oh, Wilson.

House does forget -- and he also forgets that you know his buttons just as well as he knows yours.

You're such a bad boy. No wonder we love you.

[maineac.livejournal.com]

I love your Wilson. Thanks for writing this.

[sin-of-pride.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this, it's a perfect version of Wilson's devious side. During the episode I was sure Wilson was manipulating Foreman and/or House so the end scene pissed me off. This, on the other hand, made me feel a lot better.

[barefootpuddles.livejournal.com]

This is the epilogue that would up on the cutting room floor. They way Wilson's eyes widened in Foreman's office I was sure he was up to something, hatching some plot to teach House a lesson not to manipulate him again. And this piece was exactly it. :)

[brindlewolf.livejournal.com]

Oh excellent! ♥

[julefontane.livejournal.com]

House smelling Wilson is still such a sexy thought.
I love it when they screw (with) each other!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

hey, House, want me to come over and help you get even?

[yarroway.livejournal.com]

I love that House smelled Wilson on his sheets. This is the perfect revenge.

[leakey-lover.livejournal.com]

Here's just what I love about Wilson. He's a doormat indeed, one, two, three, four times, and the fifth time he'll come back and get House where he LIVES.

Here's just what I love about your writing. You find the elusive thing I always miss and write it up real good.

Thank you, and do continue. Cheers.

[rslhilson.livejournal.com]

LOL! That was absolutely perfect. :)