This Is for Perspi
Apr. 5th, 2009 11:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deelaundryI had some time to kill in Target the other day, and while wandering past the baby aisle, I wondered what (in the "My Fathers' Son" ficverse) Wilson will be buying for baby gear for Jack.
The Graco SweetPeace Soothing Center looked frou-frou enough, but I decided Wilson will turn his nose up at it in favor of holding the baby himself.
He will, however, invest in the Graco Newborn Napper Pack n' Play- Melbourne, for use as a bassinet in the first few weeks, and then for his extended holiday trip to his parents' house (by which I mean the Jewish holidays of Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot).
House's only purchases for Jack are this blanket, this book, this shirt, and a custom-made onesie that says "My Dad's a Fag" (which Wilson "accidentally" drops in the shredder).
Wilson doesn't like any of the strollers at Target; he's thinking he'll get the Stokke Xplory, which is very, very awesome, and also $1200. House about has a cow until Wilson reminds him how much he paid for the Stratocaster. House still thinks the guitar was the better deal.
House's present for Wilson? This, of course.
The Graco SweetPeace Soothing Center looked frou-frou enough, but I decided Wilson will turn his nose up at it in favor of holding the baby himself.
He will, however, invest in the Graco Newborn Napper Pack n' Play- Melbourne, for use as a bassinet in the first few weeks, and then for his extended holiday trip to his parents' house (by which I mean the Jewish holidays of Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot).
House's only purchases for Jack are this blanket, this book, this shirt, and a custom-made onesie that says "My Dad's a Fag" (which Wilson "accidentally" drops in the shredder).
Wilson doesn't like any of the strollers at Target; he's thinking he'll get the Stokke Xplory, which is very, very awesome, and also $1200. House about has a cow until Wilson reminds him how much he paid for the Stratocaster. House still thinks the guitar was the better deal.
House's present for Wilson? This, of course.
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Date: 2009-04-06 02:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-06 02:43 pm (UTC)House gave Wilson his present at a staff meeting. Wilson's face when he realized what that was (because House had unpacked it all, put it together, put it in the little bag and thrown the box away) was epic. House LOLed for days.