I am a crazy person
Aug. 18th, 2008 05:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deelaundryI have slowed down to a stop. This is not good.
Had a dream last night that Gaby left RSL at the altar, and then a few days later RSL came out as asexual. Someone asked him if that meant he was attracted to Bradley or Happy (his dogs), and he was flabbergasted at the stupidity. Someone else asked him if being asexual was like being bisexual and he said, "Yes, except for the not ever having sex part." Then he threw his mink stole over his shoulder and stalked off the stage. He had been holding a press conference from the stage of the Helen Hayes Theater in New York. The Xanadu set was still up for some reason, but he wasn't wearing roller skates.
THE END
Had a dream last night that Gaby left RSL at the altar, and then a few days later RSL came out as asexual. Someone asked him if that meant he was attracted to Bradley or Happy (his dogs), and he was flabbergasted at the stupidity. Someone else asked him if being asexual was like being bisexual and he said, "Yes, except for the not ever having sex part." Then he threw his mink stole over his shoulder and stalked off the stage. He had been holding a press conference from the stage of the Helen Hayes Theater in New York. The Xanadu set was still up for some reason, but he wasn't wearing roller skates.
THE END
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Date: 2008-08-20 02:35 am (UTC)I was thinking that it would have been a great sequel to your dream if LE had shown up and chastised RSL for wearing real mink (like he would wear anything else), and then during the ensuing cat fight, HL shows up to stop the violence with pillows, and then, of course, the platonic orgy breaks out, and then... I should stop typing now.