I am a crazy person

[deelaundry]

I have slowed down to a stop. This is not good.

Had a dream last night that Gaby left RSL at the altar, and then a few days later RSL came out as asexual. Someone asked him if that meant he was attracted to Bradley or Happy (his dogs), and he was flabbergasted at the stupidity. Someone else asked him if being asexual was like being bisexual and he said, "Yes, except for the not ever having sex part." Then he threw his mink stole over his shoulder and stalked off the stage. He had been holding a press conference from the stage of the Helen Hayes Theater in New York. The Xanadu set was still up for some reason, but he wasn't wearing roller skates.

THE END

Comments

Crazy person...

[takes-a-fairy.livejournal.com]

*nods and smiles at you evilly*
Ummmm...you might be right.

Though I can see the benefits of being asexual and aspects of it are very appealing. Heh!

[chippers87.livejournal.com]

What kind of fantastic drugs do you take before going to bed? I must have some.

[warmdarkwoman.livejournal.com]

That would make a fantastic RPS. You should write it!

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

WOW. And I thought I had weird dreams.

Actually, I'm sure I do; I just rarely remember them.

I'm being a geek-for-profit today, figuring out how to build a new website for my dad's work and have a shopping cart put on it. Also redesigning my own site now that I'm not in Florida (or the path of the storm) anymore.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Alrighty then.
;p

[romeo46.livejournal.com]

Can I get the name of your dealer?

OT- I used to go to the Helen Hayes Theater when it was the Nyack Theater and watch 75 cent movies and see Rocky Horror :)

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

Did the mushrooms on your pizza last night perhaps look a little unusual? :D The mink stole is what gives it that wonderful bit of complete absurdity that comes with crazy dreams.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Are they seriously getting married at long last?

...was he wearing heels? I bet RSL can walk in heels like a pro. For some reason, it just fits.

[poeia.livejournal.com]

The mink stole had me laughing out loud.
.
The rest of it all made sense.

Holding a press conference in a Broadway Theater to announce his sexuality -- of course.

The man who didn't know that boy and girl twins can't be identical being shocked that someone didn't know the difference between asexuality and bestiality -- perfectly understandable.

But I slowed to a stop years ago and I know that I am a crazy person.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I know that feeling. There's really no way to get out of it except to force myself to get moving, which isn't always pleasant. On the plus side, momentum.

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Dee, have you been smoking again?

Then he threw his mink stole over his shoulder and stalked off the stage.

HA! I need to see this.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

that's almost as crazy as my rescuing Hugh from the horny giant lobster-squid thing on the pirate ship full of psycho evil Muppets dream.

[californiaquail.livejournal.com]

God, what did you eat?

[jerico-cacaw.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but your 'THE END' tag cracked me =P. Also, being an asexual myself, I might stole dream!RSL's act for the next time somebody makes me a stupid question =D.

I'm amazed that, even while sleeping, you managed to remember his dogs names ...

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

That's wild. Hmm, who WILL be the first celebrity to come out as asexual? No one would believe him/her, they would thing s/he was just hiding his/her homosexuality.
I read once in a Timothy Findley story that there are no strangers in dreams, but I dream about strangers all the time. And I myself am often not a participant in my dreams. I wonder what Jung would have said.

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

I find that dream... oddly believable (okay, the stole might be a Bit Much, but maybe it was a fake anyway *g*)

[hwshipper.livejournal.com]

I thought you were MSTing scripts for a minute :)

[spoggly.livejournal.com]

A+ SUBCONSCIOUS

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

The scary thing is, I can see RSL in a mink stole. 0.o

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Enormous lols at RSL flouncing in a mink stole XD

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

RSL in a mink stole? Wow. I'm impressed. You're dreams are better than mine. And it's okay to be crazy. Ian Dury sang about it, remember? *it's nice to be a lunatic*

Re: Crazy person...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Yes, I most definitely could be right on the crazy thing. : ) Hope I don't sound disparaging of asexuality, though, by telling this dream, because there is certainly nothing wrong with it.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Well, it wouldn't be an RPS unless he then got into an asexual but romantic relationship with a man. Which would be intriguing. Hmm...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

How did the website work go? Hope it was very productive!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

They had movies there? Cool! I was just there (and saw the stage show of Xanadu, as you might've guessed). It was a good theater except there was no leg room. Yikes! Fortunately the performance was fun enough to distract me. : )

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

RSL told "Backstage" that the date was set for August. Rumor has it that it'll be this Saturday, but I don't expect confirmation for a while.

In my dream he wasn't wearing heels. You do know that he auditioned for "To Wong Foo..." don't you? Apparently he looked like a young Audrey Hepburn. I would shell out some serious coin to get pictures of that audition!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I went to a time management seminar, and they asked us to list what was keeping us from more productivity. Everyone else was saying, "Too much to do!" "Unclear directions!" and "Distractions!" and I was too embarrased to admit it was because I don't want to do anything. Ugh.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I was smoking last week, but not what you think I was.

I think RSL could flounce quite well. Yeppers.

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

Work is currently underway again, and going pretty well. I have a few frustrations with iWeb, but it's still the easiest (decent-looking) site builder I've ever used.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

He was so stunned and disgusted. Remember the weird face he made when he said "With MATH?" when he was talking about the Numb3rs pilot? It was like that. XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

No, I think your dream takes the cake over mine. Definitely. LOL

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

None whatsoever! It would've been better if he'd been wearing rollerskates. D:

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Different strokes for different folks, Dr. B!

Did you see I wrote RPFic in which Hugh does not have sex with RSL even though he's under pressure to do so? You'd be proud of your man. (Although he does smoke in the story. Sorry. D:)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Stuff happens!

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The only way for that situation to change is to want for it to change. Generally, when I get into a funk, I look for something to spur me on. Really bad writing works suprisingly well, because it gets me to realize I can do better than, say, James Patterson.

[chippers87.livejournal.com]

Probably.

I was thinking that it would have been a great sequel to your dream if LE had shown up and chastised RSL for wearing real mink (like he would wear anything else), and then during the ensuing cat fight, HL shows up to stop the violence with pillows, and then, of course, the platonic orgy breaks out, and then... I should stop typing now.

Re: Crazy person...

[takes-a-fairy.livejournal.com]

*hope I don't sound disparaging of asexuality*

Even if you did (and you didn't) it's your story, isn't it?

Is anyone really crazy, or are they just having a normal reaction to abnormal circumstances? LOL!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

That's only the barest outline of it. The whole thing was nucking futs.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I don't know!