Not all of these things are serious

[deelaundry]

It's a truism, everyone knows it, but it bears repeating: EGG SALAD IS A EUPHEMISM

I think hughlylorrie has quietly gone insane, and we'll all soon be saying, "I never expected anything of the sort from him; he seemed like such a nice man."

I really would like not to be made of fail in every single facet of my life.

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[phinnia.livejournal.com]

*hughughughug* <3 <3 <3 <3
(I don't think you're made of fail at all. but I understand the feeling.)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*hug*

Oh, so many things, but here's just one: "coaching session" today on playing with the little guy, in which the psychologist corrected me every approx. 15 seconds. Grr.

♥ you

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

It's the quiet, unobvious ones you've got to watch out for.

How can you say that when you know it's not true?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

But egg salad is a euphemism. At least I hope so, because it's not much of a food.

[shutterbug-12.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but now I want an egg salad sandwich. Or maybe I want to watch The Pilot. Maybe I want deviled eggs instead. Oh, bother, I can't decide.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Latest RSL interview + some silliness on the internet. If you like egg salad, you're welcome to have all of my serving. : )

[warmdarkwoman.livejournal.com]

Is it okay to say that I'm completely confused? Because I'm completely confused.

Here, have some ice cream. (See icon.)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YAY, ICE CREAM! *nom nom nom nom nom*

Much better.

The euphemsism is from an internet role-playing game that I've been watching. It's a reference to the latest RSL interview (http://www.playbill.com/news/article/118191.html), which if you haven't read, you definitely should. Lots of background and good quotes.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

Dee you are so very far from fail. you are made of win.

And thank you for splaining the egg salad thingy.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I want hughlylorrie and bobbyleonard to make babies together.

And I'm sorry but this here signpost right next to me says "Distance to Fail: 0"

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*looks stern*
NO FAIL.

*hugs*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[hughlylorrie.livejournal.com]

I think most insanity comes about quietly.

I also see no amount of failing in you.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO BORROW BOBBY'S GLASSES

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

You are made of nothing but win.

And that is serious.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I was hoping to hide the mope in silliness -- it didn't work too well, did it? It's just all... ergh.

Thank you.

[davidshore.livejournal.com]

OMG IDK WUT THESE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

DEE'S FAMOUS EGG SALAD RECIPE

EVERYONE LOVES IT

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Egg salad may be a euphemism, but it's also one of the most disgusting creations known to humankind. Oy! The smell!

I can't even sit near someone who is eating it.

HI DEE! *waves*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Yeah. No offense to people who like it, but... it's not really a food. To me. It's sulfur-water-tainted regurgitation. To me.

HI!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Well, you liked "Impulse", so I knew you have good taste!

[nuclearfootball.livejournal.com]

LOL DEE ILU. And for what it's worth, there is no fail in you. <3

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Egg salad is so a euphemism.

ILU2. And I'm tired of thinking about my fail.

I think Hugh just hit on davidshore -- I threw up in my mouth a little.

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

Dee? You are made of coffee-flavored, light and fluffy deliciousness.

Whatever it is, I just hope it gets better.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Now it's a new day, and I'm feeling slightly better, so that's good. How's your trip going?

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

You are NOT made of fail at all! Who said you were? I will have to come over there and sort them out! *HUGS YOU LOTS* Have a House with a lolly.

And

I read all the various comments in Hughly and Bobby's (which I just wrote as 'Booby') LJs and I still don't get the egg salad thing. *flails*

And haven't RSL and Gaby set dates before and then cancelled them? I'm sure I read that somewhere. I'll believe the 'August' thing when I see the wedding photos XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I said it. I've resolved to try harder today.

The 7th paragraph in the latest RSL interview (http://www.playbill.com/news/article/118191.html).

"Hugh Laurie, who plays [Dr. Gregory] House, is remarkable. I lean in the door and say, 'Hey, what do you think about egg salad [for lunch]?' Then I have two days in a row off. [Laughs] It's a great gig."

I, too, am highly skeptical of the wedding. But OH, we should go check and see if he's registered at Bed Bath & Beyond!!! Remember last summer he was very excited to go there with Craig?