Not all of these things are serious

[deelaundry]

It's a truism, everyone knows it, but it bears repeating: EGG SALAD IS A EUPHEMISM

I think hughlylorrie has quietly gone insane, and we'll all soon be saying, "I never expected anything of the sort from him; he seemed like such a nice man."

I really would like not to be made of fail in every single facet of my life.

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

*hughughughug* <3 <3 <3 <3
(I don't think you're made of fail at all. but I understand the feeling.)

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

It's the quiet, unobvious ones you've got to watch out for.

How can you say that when you know it's not true?

[shutterbug-12.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but now I want an egg salad sandwich. Or maybe I want to watch The Pilot. Maybe I want deviled eggs instead. Oh, bother, I can't decide.

[warmdarkwoman.livejournal.com]

Is it okay to say that I'm completely confused? Because I'm completely confused.

Here, have some ice cream. (See icon.)

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

Dee you are so very far from fail. you are made of win.

And thank you for splaining the egg salad thingy.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

But egg salad is a euphemism. At least I hope so, because it's not much of a food.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*hug*

Oh, so many things, but here's just one: "coaching session" today on playing with the little guy, in which the psychologist corrected me every approx. 15 seconds. Grr.

♥ you

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Latest RSL interview + some silliness on the internet. If you like egg salad, you're welcome to have all of my serving. : )

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Oh god, honey, yes, been there SO MUCH. *hughughug with extra lemon topping*
<3 you lots and lots

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YAY, ICE CREAM! *nom nom nom nom nom*

Much better.

The euphemsism is from an internet role-playing game that I've been watching. It's a reference to the latest RSL interview (http://www.playbill.com/news/article/118191.html), which if you haven't read, you definitely should. Lots of background and good quotes.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I want hughlylorrie and bobbyleonard to make babies together.

And I'm sorry but this here signpost right next to me says "Distance to Fail: 0"

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

*looks stern*
NO FAIL.

*hugs*

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

It's not so much a food as it is a condiment. And I meant the part about you being a failure, which is even less true now as you've helped me understand the grand mystery of egg products. Although now I'm wondering what challah - egg bread - would be.

[hughlylorrie.livejournal.com]

I think most insanity comes about quietly.

I also see no amount of failing in you.

[hughlylorrie.livejournal.com]

It's not enough that we shagged like rabbits?

There is certainly no signpost next to you.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

You are made of nothing but win.

And that is serious.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

California is legalizing gay marriage, and New York is going to recognize gay marriages performed in other states.

I'M JUST SAYING.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO BORROW BOBBY'S GLASSES

[davidshore.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[davidshore.livejournal.com]

OMG IDK WUT THESE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

DEE IS WISE.

WISE WISE WISE.

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

DEE'S FAMOUS EGG SALAD RECIPE

EVERYONE LOVES IT

[hughlylorrie.livejournal.com]

They don't quite work for me.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I was hoping to hide the mope in silliness -- it didn't work too well, did it? It's just all... ergh.

Thank you.