The Dirty Banana Drabble and a Half (R)

[deelaundry]

Some on my f-list have requested more fun in their fandom. So I offer to you:

THE DIRTY BANANA DRABBLE AND A HALF

originally prompted by evila_elf on housewilsonlol
House/Wilson, rated R

Wilson, you know the practicing on bananas thing is a myth, right?

You’re just jealous because Bernard’s bigger than you.

You name your bananas?

Just the special ones.

And you gave it a grandpa name because?

Bernard’s not a grandpa name! It’s a name for the bold… and the big. Ever wonder why they named that dog breed after Saint Bernard? It wasn’t because of how tall he was.

You’re making shit up now.

Mmm. Could you give Bernard and me a few minutes?

Hell, no. This is my kitchen, and I need to be in here to wake up. I need coffee, and the sports page, and – What are you – Holy crap.

Mmm.

You have no gag reflex at all, do you?

Bernard’s a good practice partner.

Later I’ll give him a motherfucking medal, but now practice time is over. Let’s go.

And your coffee?

Waking up is over-rated.

Comments

[jdr1184.livejournal.com]

*grins* You're spoiling us rotten with giggles. Banana porn, yummy.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

*grins back* Thanks!

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Ha! House's facial expression is way too easy to envision.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

It's very, very easy to imagine. Something quite close to the "seriously?" face. Heh. Thanks!

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

Dear Dee,
You rock. <3
<3,
Phin

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! <3, Dee

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Waking up is over-rated.

That's my new motto!

*grins*
You do realize that I'm going to expect a funny ficlet from you everyday now...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, Sheppard is perfect for that saying.

Thanks!

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

Cute! But, really, if that's how Wilson names his bananas, I wonder what he calls... never mind :)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure he was spinning a tale when he claimed to have named his banana. Although he might really have named his "banana"...

: ) Thanks!

[thinlysliced.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha, ha! Fabulous ;)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Wilson? Wilson? :DD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

He's a talented man! XD Thanks.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of those cock banana salad pics that rivers_bend posted yesterday...

[ETA: dangit, missed the underscore]

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I've eaten that banana salad before! It was popular in the '70s among moms who couldn't cook (like my mom).

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I imagine you didn't see them in quite the same way when you were young...

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

Yay! Banana!crack! XD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! It was fun to write!

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I laughed out loud at this. I can just see House's face when he comments on Wilson having no gag reflex. Thanks!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

What's that anime people do? O_O

Like that! Thanks.