Home Front, The Flip Side (R)

[deelaundry]

Title: Home Front, The Flip Side
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 116
Summary: In which Wilson is the one who wants sex
Notes: Sequel to Home Front; takes place about a week later. Wilson says "lay" when he should say "lie" -- he's getting desperate with lust; cut him a break.

How-owse.

No.

You're looking mighty fine this evening.

No.

C'mon, Sexy; I'm hot for your bod.

No.

I'll let you top.

No.

I'll let you bottom.

No.

Whichever way, you can just lay there. I'll do all the work.

No.

House!

No.

Fine. Never mind.

Good.

I'll just call up Cuddy and take her out to dinner. Maybe a movie.

I heard she's dying to see the new Nora Ephron flick. Hey, just like you!

Shut up.

...

Seriously. I'm calling Cuddy. I'll be out for hours. No dinner for you.

You got me there. Because I never ate dinner before you moved in.

Fine.

Have fun.

House, just fuck me!

No.

You suck.

Not tonight.

Comments

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Wilson!

Nevertheless, I am giggling at his plight.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

House can't help it if he actually knows how to say no.

*snickers*

[warmdarkwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dee. XD

Happy New Year!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year! An excellent '08 to you!

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

*grins* Trying to cram one last fic into your '07 roundup? Also, I would pay to hear Wilson hear "You're looking mighty fine this evening."

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That'd be awesome, wouldn't it?

I didn't intend to write this but I couldn't stop imagining the tables turned. Thanks!

[jdr1184.livejournal.com]

Now you're just spoiling us. :)

Whichever way, you can just lay there. I'll do all the work. I may never recover from this line.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

When Wilson's horny, he's horny! Thanks.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

That's awesome! But, poor Wilson.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I know, poor lamb.

Heh.

Thanks!

[pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Will there be two or four hours of begging on Wilson's part? :D

[aragon-san.livejournal.com]

LOL. He's a full Jew as far as we know, isn't he? So he'd have to do the complete four hours...

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee XD I think there will actually be much sulking, and then he really will go out with Cuddy, and drink margaritas and talk about how beastly men are, and then come home for a good night's rest. And possibly some fun in the morning. : )

Thanks!

[aragon-san.livejournal.com]

*grin* Loved that House stayed completely unaffected by Wilson's bribes, threats and wheedling ^_^

Hasn't Wilson learned from Cameron's disastrous example that trying to make House jealous is completely futile and achieves the opposite?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

It's not House's fault he knows how to be firm, that's for sure. : )

I think Wilson figured out right quick the jealousy angle wasn't going to work - that's why he went for the 'no dinner' follow-up so quickly. Poor guy can't catch a break.

Thanks!

[aragon-san.livejournal.com]

that's why he went for the 'no dinner' follow-up so quickly.

Which won't work unless he manages to get all House's regular take out deliveries to cooperate too. ^_^ Which is rather unlikely since House was probably one of their most important and profitable customers... Hell, they're most likely still pissed at Wilson for cutting into their profits when he moved in and started cooking! The Chinese ones probably include prayers for a break up into their New Years prayers ^_~

[excess-vowels.livejournal.com]

Oh Wilson. You can't get anything you want, can you?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

His negotiating skills need some work! Thanks.

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly and wildly* YES.
You're looking mighty fine this evening.
BEST WILSON LINE EVER. <3 <3

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee, that line's so cheesy, isn't it? It's almost (but not quite) as bad as Chase making that yo-mama joke. Thanks!

[bironic.livejournal.com]

You know it would happen just like this -- House wheedles and Wilson caves, and Wilson wheedles and ... wheedles. I'd say "poor guy," but he knew what he was getting into. Or not getting into, on nights like this. *snerk*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

When House is even slightly in the mood, Wilson can get him to bend, but when it's a "no" night, it's soooo a "no" night. Of course, House thinks Wilson should do the same thing if he really doesn't want sex, and of course Wilson can't. Heh.

Thanks.

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

This is wonderful - poor Wilson, you'd think he might know better by now XD

My favourite bit is the "I'll let you bottom" "I'll let you top".

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

You'd think he would! The lust has left him addled. XD Thanks.

[purridot.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Poor Wilson, karma's a bitch!

But I hope House's huffiness is only temporary revenge, and not symptomatic of some non-fluffy angst! *bites nails*

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

No angst! This isn't even revenge; House is just not in the mood to have sex, and he's better at saying no than Wilson is. : ) *hugs*

[poeia.livejournal.com]

Poor baby. And I'm a bad person because I giggled at his plight.

Great closing line.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (I giggled too.)

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

I only found this gem now, it's great, it made me all bouncy and giggly. Poor Wilson!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Unfortunately for Wilson, House does know how to say no. :( (Hee!)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Oh Wilson *pets him* He just couldn't win, could him?