Home Front, The Flip Side (R)

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Title: Home Front, The Flip Side
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 116
Summary: In which Wilson is the one who wants sex
Notes: Sequel to Home Front; takes place about a week later. Wilson says "lay" when he should say "lie" -- he's getting desperate with lust; cut him a break.

How-owse.

No.

You're looking mighty fine this evening.

No.

C'mon, Sexy; I'm hot for your bod.

No.

I'll let you top.

No.

I'll let you bottom.

No.

Whichever way, you can just lay there. I'll do all the work.

No.

House!

No.

Fine. Never mind.

Good.

I'll just call up Cuddy and take her out to dinner. Maybe a movie.

I heard she's dying to see the new Nora Ephron flick. Hey, just like you!

Shut up.

...

Seriously. I'm calling Cuddy. I'll be out for hours. No dinner for you.

You got me there. Because I never ate dinner before you moved in.

Fine.

Have fun.

House, just fuck me!

No.

You suck.

Not tonight.