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[deelaundry]

What if the S4 DVD has out-takes of THAT scene from "97 Seconds"?

Alternate Version #1 (by Mare):
House: I love you.
Wilson: Love you, too, you cretin.

#2: House: I love you.
Wilson: *shrugs*
House: Are you deaf?
Wilson: Little bit. You'll just have to say it again. *grins slyly*

#3: House: I love you.
Wilson: *rolls eyes* And I'm getting you a psych consult.

#4: House: I love you.
Wilson: *bursts into tears* If you really loved me, darling, you wouldn't do such things to yourself!

#5: House: I love you.
Wilson: Hell, yeah, you'd better! *climbs into bed on top of House*

Make up your own - they're fun!

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[aribbonofblack.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: *glances heavenward* Hey, look, pigs on the wing.

House: I love you.
Wilson: (casually) I have a medical degree.
House: *dirty/confused look*
Wilson: What? Oh, sorry. Thought we were playing state the obvious again.

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
House: Wait a minute. If you're ordering more pain meds, what did you just inject into my bag?
Wilson: *innocent face*
House: Oh, my God. It was sodium pentothal, wasn't it?
Wilson: *innocent face*
House: Wilson, seriously. Truth serum?
Wilson: Well, um...

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
Chase: (from the hallway) Ohmygod.
Cameron: (through tears) Oh, my God. Hold me, Chase.
Foreman: You two are seriously surprised by this?

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
Cutthroat bitch: (from the hallway, to self) I am so hired. And #13 owes me $100.

House: I love you.
RSL: *throws clipboard on the bed and kisses Hugh for all he's worth*
Hugh: (annoyed) Dammit, Bobby! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Hill_%28King_of_the_Hill%29)

House: I love you.
RSL: *throws clipboard on the bed and kisses Hugh for all he's worth*
Hugh: (annoyed) Robert, for God's sake.

Hugh: (in a dirty, breathy, low voice) I love you, Dr. McKay. (http://charlidos.livejournal.com/315188.html)
RSL: *throws clipboard at Hugh* Some of us would like to get out of here before midnight, Hugh!

And for the RPSers...

House: I love you.
RSL: I love you, too, Hugh.
Director: Not again! Arg. Cut!

[alemyrddin.livejournal.com]

LOL the state of the obvious, the truth serum and the shocked ducklings (plus nonchalant Foreman) are made of so much win!

Also, "Robert, for God's sake" had me laughing... that S3 blooper was so good... but the S4 one has the potential to be much better! ;)