A thought occurred

[deelaundry]

What if the S4 DVD has out-takes of THAT scene from "97 Seconds"?

Alternate Version #1 (by Mare):
House: I love you.
Wilson: Love you, too, you cretin.

#2: House: I love you.
Wilson: *shrugs*
House: Are you deaf?
Wilson: Little bit. You'll just have to say it again. *grins slyly*

#3: House: I love you.
Wilson: *rolls eyes* And I'm getting you a psych consult.

#4: House: I love you.
Wilson: *bursts into tears* If you really loved me, darling, you wouldn't do such things to yourself!

#5: House: I love you.
Wilson: Hell, yeah, you'd better! *climbs into bed on top of House*

Make up your own - they're fun!

Comments

[genagirl.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: I lov-
Cameron: *removes knife from Wilson's back and climbs onto bed* I love you, too.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Heh, heh, heh.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just thought of another one!

House: I love you.
Wilson: *little move as in the scene, keeps writing*
House: You know, I'm half barnacle...
Wilson: *rolls eyes but laughs too*

[jouse.livejournal.com]

*giggles frantically*

#5

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

You better, you bet

Re: #5

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

I just realized w/o context that sounds weird. Quoting the who, not being bossy :)

Re: #5

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I recognized it, just thought it was too perfect to reply to. : )

[anamatics.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: -facepalm- Tell it to someone who doesn't think you're an idiot.
Evil Nurse Brenda: -walks by-
House: I love you!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

ENB: No, I think you're an idiot, too.

Heh, awesome!

[blackmare.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I'm all warm and fuzzy now because you used my line that Wilson wished he'd said! Hee!

I'd love to see outtakes of that, particularly if it went along the lines of:

House: "I love you."

Wilson: *snort* *chuckle*

HL: (wiggles eyebrows suggestively) "Kiss me, you fool!"

RSL: loses it.

That'd be SO worth the price of admission.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Your line is what got me thinking about it!

So many good outtake possibilities. And all of them would feature Wilson in that green polo, being just adorable, so I'd love 'em all.

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

And then RSL mumbles something about Stephen Fry putting a hit on him for this. X-D

[ceruleanshipper.livejournal.com]

LOL... I'm trying to imagine Stephen Fry hiring a hitman. Or would he just make a phone call to the British Gay Mafia (TM)?

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

I would pay a huge amount of money for that XD

[jouse.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I would never leave home.

[fiorediloto.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: *raises his eyes from the paper* Cameron? What are you doing here? And why do you have a House-shaped Halloween costume?... Wait a sec, where's the real House?
Cameron: *taking off the mask* Sorry, just trying to gladden your last moments. House's dead.
Wilson: ... *explodes*

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

1. House: I love you.
Wilson: Psych ward's upstairs.

2. House: I love you.
Wilson: Hold that thought. *Wilson fetches Cuddy, ENB, Chase, Cam, potential fellows*
Wilson: OK, run that by me again.

3. House: I love you.
Ceiling: *explodes from shock wave caused by 203970234952 H/W fans screaming/squeeing/shouting in amazement at scene*
House and Wilson: *squished*
Fangirls: Oops.

4. House: I love you more than Stacy.
Wilson: *smug*

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

>1. House: I love you.
Wilson: Psych ward's upstairs.

See, that would've been the most appropriate response if House didn't so obviously mean it.

Wait, come to think of it, Wilson sounded like he meant it when he read that poem... lol.

[(Anonymous)]

ROFL at the third! That had me in stitches!

[asynca.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: You're welcome.

House: I love you.
Wilson: You love drugs.
House: I love you, because you GIVE me the drugs.
Wilson: Any doctor would prescribe you opiates right now. Maybe I should go and get Stein. He needs some love.
House: You need some love.
Wilson: Maybe *I* need some drugs.

[jdr1184.livejournal.com]

Oh, this one is my favorite!

It's an oldie but a goodie

[timbershiver.livejournal.com]

"I know."

Re: It's an oldie but a goodie

[jdr1184.livejournal.com]

Awwww

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: No . (http://savemoony.livejournal.com/108924.html)

[jouse.livejournal.com]

Outtakes for that falls exactly into the category of too good to be true. I dare not hope.


House: I love you.
Wilson: Fuck you! *storms out*

House: I love you.
Wilson: *nods like in the scene. then does a double take* Wha...?
House: *grins*
Wilson: *tears up* Oh god.. House...
House: Does this mean I'm getting a blowjob?

[aribbonofblack.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: *glances heavenward* Hey, look, pigs on the wing.

House: I love you.
Wilson: (casually) I have a medical degree.
House: *dirty/confused look*
Wilson: What? Oh, sorry. Thought we were playing state the obvious again.

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
House: Wait a minute. If you're ordering more pain meds, what did you just inject into my bag?
Wilson: *innocent face*
House: Oh, my God. It was sodium pentothal, wasn't it?
Wilson: *innocent face*
House: Wilson, seriously. Truth serum?
Wilson: Well, um...

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
Chase: (from the hallway) Ohmygod.
Cameron: (through tears) Oh, my God. Hold me, Chase.
Foreman: You two are seriously surprised by this?

House: I love you.
Wilson: *eyebrow move/shruggy thing like in the actual ep*
Cutthroat bitch: (from the hallway, to self) I am so hired. And #13 owes me $100.

House: I love you.
RSL: *throws clipboard on the bed and kisses Hugh for all he's worth*
Hugh: (annoyed) Dammit, Bobby! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Hill_%28King_of_the_Hill%29)

House: I love you.
RSL: *throws clipboard on the bed and kisses Hugh for all he's worth*
Hugh: (annoyed) Robert, for God's sake.

Hugh: (in a dirty, breathy, low voice) I love you, Dr. McKay. (http://charlidos.livejournal.com/315188.html)
RSL: *throws clipboard at Hugh* Some of us would like to get out of here before midnight, Hugh!

And for the RPSers...

House: I love you.
RSL: I love you, too, Hugh.
Director: Not again! Arg. Cut!

[alemyrddin.livejournal.com]

LOL the state of the obvious, the truth serum and the shocked ducklings (plus nonchalant Foreman) are made of so much win!

Also, "Robert, for God's sake" had me laughing... that S3 blooper was so good... but the S4 one has the potential to be much better! ;)

[poeia.livejournal.com]

House: I love you.
Wilson: *keeps writing*
House: Did you hear me?
Wilson: Of course. I also heard it when you told me this morning, in bed.

[cadeira.livejournal.com]

First of all, you´re so crazy, all of you....so much fun reading your versions!
So I thought of an own since I was here yesterday:

HOUSE: I love you.
WILSON: *nods* I love you, too.
HOUSE: *baffled* Seriously?!
WILSON: *deadpan* No.
HOUSE: *analizing squint* Yes, you do!
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[cadeira.livejournal.com]

Just look over my typos, please!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That's awesome!

[alemyrddin.livejournal.com]

heee. I've found this today thanks for your link at hw_reqs...These made me grin so wide!

I hope the S4 outtakes will really be as good!

[julorean.livejournal.com]

#3 is what should've happened. It's so them. That, or #5. :D

[soophelia.livejournal.com]

See, that would've been the most appropriate response if House didn't so obviously mean it. Wait, come to think of it, Wilson sounded like he meant it when he read that poem... lol..

In my world, Wilson wrote the poem about House, but was too shy to admit that he wrote it. So he passed it off as Georgina's poem. I mean he memorized it! And he obviously meant it in a sort of non-joking way, I think.