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[deelaundry]

wilson_fest has its prompts up to claim.  Someone please, please take on:  

37. Wilson gets stuck doing a peer evaluation on House. Bonus points for honesty.

Please!

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[petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com]

Dee help, do I dare to sign up for another fest, seriously?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

If you're taking this prompt, then HELL YES. The frog-footed visage of Jim Henson compels you.

[petrichor-fizz.livejournal.com]

BUT HOW CAN A VISAGE HAVE FEET, DEE? UNLESS IT IS A FLANIMAL?! HOW???

I'll think about it, but there are others far more awesome than myself who would KICK ARSE at this prompt.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Now, I know I've read a lot of fics that fulfill prompts on that list (newbie syndrome, maybe?), but WTF? --

291. Wilson and Robert Sean Leonard switch places.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

LOL! I missed that one totally.

Sign up for it!

[bironic.livejournal.com]

But how could anyone want one after you already did yours?? It should satisfy!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks. : )

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

*peeks*

Good God, that's a lot of prompts!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee, isn't it though? Not as many as betteronvicodin, but a lot. I've written several of them already, but am looking forward to other people's spin on them.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVEN BABY. FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVEN.

[toolazytowork.livejournal.com]

Since you've written several of these scenarios, I beg of you: Please write this:
House falls in love. But after a few months, they grow distant, and the woman gets into an accident. Unfortunately, she’s pregnant, and the baby will die if it stays in her. So House transplants the baby into Wilson, who is incredibly sick (and comatose) with his own condition.

I would be forever in your debt if this tale could somehow come to be.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

"Where's the fetus going to gestate? In a box?"

Seriously, does House also put in an artifical womb? Or has Wilson secretly always been a woman?

AND WHEN IN THE HISTORY OF WHENEVER HAS ANYONE DONE A FETUS TRANSPLANT?

Although, although, there was a Sliders episode with a remarkably similar plot. Hmmmmmm.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh! It was horrible on purpose. Here was the original prompt comment, labeled "horrible terrible mpreg bunny"

Wilson gets sick and no one knows what he has, not even House.But House starts to realise how much wilson means to him so starts to cut all other things out of his life including the new love in his life whom he had met only a few months ealier and fallen in love with.House and the `other woman` grow distant.
However she finds she is pregnant.Then shortly after is in a freak driving accident and is brought to the hospital where House sits by Wilsons bedside- hope is turning to despair for Wilson at this point.The love of Houses life dies on the operating table but House saves the baby by transplanting it into Wilson who may just live long enough to grow it to term,but will probably never come around enough to know what is happening.
Which of course he does-recover that is and wants to know why he is on sex change meds and has grown a bosom:)
This sort of takes giddy leaps of faith with medical science but we all know House is a genius right?

[toolazytowork.livejournal.com]

AWWWW DAMMIT! INTENTIONAL HORRIDITY IS NOT NEAR AS FUN!

And yet it somehow maintains a certain allure, it's like the fic equivalent of a deep fried Snickers bar. So wrong and yet so, so very tempting.
I think mostly it is the word 'bosom' that is doing it to me. Mmmmm....Wilson bosom....

[genagirl.livejournal.com]

I've never done a Mpreg and I've been looking for a prompt for Come as you aren't. Are you going to snag this one?

[toolazytowork.livejournal.com]

Gena, please write this!
I've got a Come as you Aren't story that I'm trying very hard to map out (and it is breaking my brain) so this prompt is all yours if you're feeling inspired.

[genagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm waaay tempted here if it's not stepping on toes. Unless Come as you aren't and the wilson fest are totally at different times. I'll check on it but I just want to write something I've never, ever done. And add some kink - 'cause I've never done any really twisted kink and I can see some I could do not only the mpreg but weirdness, too.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Gena, do it! It'd be so much fun to see it from you.

[mer-duff.livejournal.com]

#37 definitely looks fun, but I wouldn't have a clue what happens in a peer evaluation. We barely do performance evaluations at my job and I block those from my memory. Although House would have a field day with the self-evaluation forms that we have to fill out prior to review.

Way too many choices. I'm hoping that if I procrastinate long enough, my list will be narrowed down by other people's claims.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

There is so much that can be done with the prompt, and I just don't think I can do it justice. You would've been a perfect author, but alas.

Prompts can be claimed any time up until 10/27 (also the day you have to post!) so I'm sure it'll winnow down. Hee.

[mer-duff.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think you could more than do it justice. I might put it on my short list, though, and see what's left tonight. There's a fine line between winnowing down and missing out altogether (sort of like drinking and playing pool).

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

That's sad. There's 300 prompts and none of them interest me.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

*cackles* That's one I actually haven't ever seen done before. Bit of a twist on the "Wilson gives House a physical" thing.

[mystcphoenxcafe.livejournal.com]

Greetings!

Oh, Havens, but that could be ENTIRELY too much fun!!! :-D

Will have to set my Muse to thinking on that one.... Bonus points for honesty, eh? I don't think either one of those two have had more than a handful of honest moments in their lives, and most of THOSE not w/each other. *heh*

Anyway. :-D

-Katrina

[mystcphoenxcafe.livejournal.com]

Greetings!

Ok... I Googled, I Wikied, I bit. :lol

Should be MOST amusing!!!

-Katrina

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

That is an excellent idea :) I'll be obsessing with my house_bigbang fic from here to eternity, but that fest is tempting.