Ganked from rivers_bend

[deelaundry]

Search in Google for "YOUR NAME needs" - list the first ten results.

Dee needs a bigger trophy cabinet
Dee needs Anger Management?
Dee needs help
Dee needs to make this look as real as possible.
Dee needs to use another method such as print
Dee (needs new ink)
Dee needs to get a life is what Dee needs to do.
Dee needs info
Dee needs our support
Dee needs more love NWS

Comments

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Dee needs to get a life is what Dee needs to do.

I know that one's true for me.

Heh heh heh.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Heh. I also thought "Dee needs to make this look as real as possible" was fitting.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

giggles!!!!!

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

totally did it.

pen needs a new look
pen needs debugging
"no bull, the pen need help."
pen needs socket
pen needs sac and taper
pen needs refills
pen needs internal cleaning
pen needs to be warmed before printing
pen needs to be replaced
pen needs a new set

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Yours are a little bit naughty there, aren't they? "Socket," "internal cleaning," "warmed before printing."

The only naughty one I got was #10 "more love NWS" - hee.

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

heeeeee

[kiwi-from-hell.livejournal.com]

I tried mine.

First result, "Becky needs a cactus shoved up her vagina."

I don't like this game!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

YIKES! I wouldn't like it either with that result!

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

Dee needs to get a life is what Dee needs to do.
That's what the internet is for!

A couple of the sites repeat, but here goes...

Heather needs...
1) Men..now! Because Heather likes to play rough!!! LOL WUT?
2) to start wearing a bra
3) Two Therapists
4) a childhood... not two mommies
5) Bodyguards
6) something more to be satisfied--preferably Pierre with that tall, dark, mouth-watering body of his, and those come-to-bed chocolate-brown eyes ...
7) Gatorade
8) new boobs
9) Veggies
10)your financial support to get her message to the voters.

I don't like this game!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Yours is pretty good. Gatorade and veggies and Pierre... nice! ("Heather Has Two Mommies" LOL)

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Oh! This is a fun time-waster! Have you ever tried you name in Googlism (http://www.googlism.com/)?
Selina needs...

1. a Jetta But I don't drive!
2. to continue to have exposure in both languages.
3. some major cash to get set up in Gotham again
4. glasses! True!
5. a recuring set of adversaries....
6. all the mental health she can get. Hee!
7. to get with Bruce
8. to tell you all something...
9. to be back on the streets, not changing diapers!
10. to b respected too

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

LOVE THAT ICON! Chris and Lee - such sweeties.

"A recurring set of adversaries" - ???? Alarming.

[rivers-bend.livejournal.com]

Go you! bigger trophy cabinet indeed :D

Yours is much funnier than mine.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I do love that one. (It was some sports person, XX Dee, who had won several awards.) My other favorites are:

Dee needs to make this look as real as possible. (My life in fanfic writing!)

Dee needs more love NWS (I do need more non-work-safe love, 'tis true)

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

Yours are much better than mine!

If I use Daisy, I get five results as 'needs a new home'!

Using my real name, I need:

- your immediate attention
- to be put out to pasture
- an ego boost
- a resurrection from the tomb of silence and darkness thrust upon her by physical illness (this comes from somebody else's Google Needs list!)
- to find some soldiers that were in the 4th infantry division
- to understand individual parts of the project well enough to identify where things don't fit together well
- to change her life and quickly
- to shore up the Maori vote
- to do more studying
- to reverse back into a parking space

OK, some of those are weird.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon; everybody needs to shore up the Maori vote! XD

[poeia.livejournal.com]

Dee needs to use another method such as print.
Are they suggesting that it is time you get published?

My first result was "What Jane Needs" which doesn't work. So, starting with #2 (and skipping several others that end with "needs":
Jane needs a shot of adrenaline
Jane needs a break
Jane needs boundaries
Jane needs a crisp, tight drummer
Jane needs help
Jane needs to know
Jane needs to come to Clifton
Jane needs applause, admiration and appreciation
Jane needs something sweet
Jane needs my help to sort it out

Other than the fact that I don't know where Clifton is, not bad. I think I'll start with the crisp, tight drummer. After all, Hugh Laurie plays drums so maybe Gregory House does too.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

There's a Clifton right by Baltimore, Maryland. Wonder if that's where you need to be. : ) A very good list indeed.