I'll give you a zombie

[deelaundry]

Hello, there. This is Mr. Laundry. I've heard that certain "friends" in this LJ thing are posting about seeing zombies. Well, I've had a zombie in my house for almost a year now. You know who?

MY WIFE

Instead of "Brains," it's "House, Wilson, House, Wilson" but the same damn vacant stare. The same shuffling gait. The same lack of care for personal appearance. The same mindless obsession with only one thing.

Her boobs are still pretty, though.

Comments

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

An unusual side effect is that this particular form of zombieism makes the sufferers superior to all other humans on the planet.

It might be zombies, but it's never lupus.

Braiiiiins...and Wilsonnnnnn...

[leiascully.livejournal.com]

I vote for more guest entries by Misters!

[jdr1184.livejournal.com]

*must resist urge to make tasty boob reference*

JOIN Zombies Are People (ZAP) AND HELP SAVE THE PREMATURELY DECAYING!! Because someone people deserve to be dinner.

[elicia8.livejournal.com]

Oh yes bravo.

Ten points. :D

[bironic.livejournal.com]

You are very lucky to have a wife with this particular type of zombieism in which instead of slurping the brains of loved ones, the zombie draws its energy from the flickering screens of teh intarwebz.

[asynca.livejournal.com]

Well, that's obviously because anyone who watches House, MD already has plenty of brains and needed to find something else tasty to fixate on.

[hry2007.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha

Her brains fics are delicious.

[galaxygirl76.livejournal.com]

mmmmm brains....

[savemoony.livejournal.com]

But if I didn't have your wife's brains, I would be depressed and emo and hate the House/Wilson writers and then go off and kill myself.

Wouldn't want that on your conscience now, would you?

*Waves at Mr. Laundry!!!* (and the boobs have to count for *something*)

[daisylily.livejournal.com]

*waves at Mr. Laundry*

HOUSE!!!!

WILSON!!!!

We need zombie!Mrs. Laundry. ;D