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[deelaundry]

I'm such the late adopter.  If anyone wants to play:

Stump the writer!

A) Go to the list of my fics, and pick out a line or three from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense.)

B) I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from.

C) A drabble (ficlet) to anyone who stumps me.

If purrlia stumps me, I'll finally write the timestamp she asked for plus a drabble.

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Shiksa! Talking about Julie converting to Judaism and how she'd have to renounce the divinity of Jesus. Wow, you're one of the... five, I think it is, people to have read that.

Try again!

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm a sucker for Yiddish.

Okay, going again...Tugging firmly, Wilson managed to get his jeans out from under House, who showed no signs of moving.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

That's from the St. Louis Blues double-drabble in the I've Got a Song collection. Wilson is packing for his honeymoon and House is getting in his way.

I'm starting to get antsy that I know these. Does it mean I'm stuck on myself? (Or do I just have a good memory?)

You're welcome to try again!

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Go with the good memory. Look at it this way - you put so much effort into the stories it's natural you'd remember all of them well.

Is it about a patient?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Five words, that's all I get, huh?

Green? That's the one that has the most time in the hospital, so I'll guess that.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Someone else on my friends-list got it from two words. I think she should get a plaque or something.

This one was from "The Pier at Caesars."

Drabble promt: "A - You can never go too far. B - If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that."

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

The call from Cuddy, yeah, OK, I remember. So, in the drabble, you want those two sentences to be lines of dialogue?

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would be nice. I've always thought Ferris Bueller's Day Off would be a good motif for the House cast.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Quadruple drabble (by accident).

So, your Dean-ship, light of my life, that’s my plan. What do you think?

Absolutely not. It goes too far, and your patient’s father will find out and sue the hospital.

A - You can never go too far. B - If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

You did get busted and it was by a guy like that.

Thanks for ruining a good movie quote with ancient news, Cameron. You’ve certainly gotten snippy since you made department head.

You keep poaching my best candidates! A month with you and they leave the hospital. Why don’t you give me six months with the latest one? Let me get her hooked on the hospital and inured to you, and then you can have her for a couple of years.

Ooh, sounds like a sex slave thing. I’m getting turned on.

It’s a good idea, Cameron. We’re doing it. In fact, I might have all of House’s new hires go through your tutelage first.

No way! She’ll get caring cooties on them.

Real mature.

I recognize a negotiating stance when I see one. What do you want?

More money.

You don’t need more money.

Do any of us need more money? I want more.

Quit turning down lectures then. There are companies willing to pay a lot for you to speak. The hospital gets half and you get half.

I won’t whore myself out like that. But if you up my salary, I’ll make it worth your while.

House!

Sleeping with me for gain is fine, but actually doing something that should be part of your job is prostitution?

I knew you’d see it my way, Jimmy. You’re a much more amenable Dean than Cuddy ever was.

She still chairs the Board, so she can still give us both hell. No on the procedure, no on the higher salary, and yes on the plan for Cameron to break in your new fellow.

Thanks, Dr. Wilson.

I take it all back, everything nice I ever said about you.

All three of them? I think I’ll live. Back to work.

Come on, you’ve got to give me something. Cameron’s going to think I’m whipped.

A mental image I did not need.

Ok, fine, I give in; I’ll make you fettucine carbonara tonight.

And no veggies!

Not so much as a sprig of parsley. Now go.