Plot, What Plot
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deelaundryIt's pornographic and short and rather awful, but I wrote a ficlet! Woot!
Title: Plot, What Plot
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating/Pairing: NC-17, House/Wilson
Words: 290
Notes: Alternate scene that didn't actually happen in episode 7-5, "Unplanned Parenthood." Unfortunately.
"Don't go," Wilson says.
"Make me want to stay," House replies.
Well, no, he doesn't exactly say that. What comes out of his mouth, precisely, is, "Make meh hmph," because what goes into his mouth is Wilson's tongue.
Forcefully, agressively, and the tip of Wilson's nose is digging painfully (what's with all the adverbs?) into House's left cheek, but House doesn't care.
Does. Not. Care. Because there goes his zipper, sliding down while his cock's going up, and Wilson's grabbing and tugging, and holy shit if this isn't perfect.
A rod jabs into House's hip every few seconds or so, but House can't give it any mind because he's rushing toward the fastest orgasm he's had since he was fifteen and Delores Winklestein showed him her tits before their first date even started, and oh fuck.
"Fuck fuck," he says as he's gushing over Wilson's hand, until his knees give out. Controlled fall -- Wilson's steadying him, smearing come over House's jacket, but that's OK, a jacket this homosexual deserves some semen to christen it -- and somehow his mouth ends up against Wilson's crotch; somehow his nose gets flicked when Wilson fumbles with the zipper; somehow he's sucking Wilson off right there in front of the front door. The floor's hard enough to start his knees aching, but it doesn't matter, because Wilson seems inclined to break all land speed records as well: sonic boom across the desert flats, grunts and groans and Wilson's fingertips running gently across House's scalp.
House spits on the floor before standing up, pulling that be-suited body against him and sucking the cupid's-bow lips into his mouth.
"Friend kisses," says the kid from somewhere stupidly nearby, and House doesn't have the heart to correct her.
Title: Plot, What Plot
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating/Pairing: NC-17, House/Wilson
Words: 290
Notes: Alternate scene that didn't actually happen in episode 7-5, "Unplanned Parenthood." Unfortunately.
"Don't go," Wilson says.
"Make me want to stay," House replies.
Well, no, he doesn't exactly say that. What comes out of his mouth, precisely, is, "Make meh hmph," because what goes into his mouth is Wilson's tongue.
Forcefully, agressively, and the tip of Wilson's nose is digging painfully (what's with all the adverbs?) into House's left cheek, but House doesn't care.
Does. Not. Care. Because there goes his zipper, sliding down while his cock's going up, and Wilson's grabbing and tugging, and holy shit if this isn't perfect.
A rod jabs into House's hip every few seconds or so, but House can't give it any mind because he's rushing toward the fastest orgasm he's had since he was fifteen and Delores Winklestein showed him her tits before their first date even started, and oh fuck.
"Fuck fuck," he says as he's gushing over Wilson's hand, until his knees give out. Controlled fall -- Wilson's steadying him, smearing come over House's jacket, but that's OK, a jacket this homosexual deserves some semen to christen it -- and somehow his mouth ends up against Wilson's crotch; somehow his nose gets flicked when Wilson fumbles with the zipper; somehow he's sucking Wilson off right there in front of the front door. The floor's hard enough to start his knees aching, but it doesn't matter, because Wilson seems inclined to break all land speed records as well: sonic boom across the desert flats, grunts and groans and Wilson's fingertips running gently across House's scalp.
House spits on the floor before standing up, pulling that be-suited body against him and sucking the cupid's-bow lips into his mouth.
"Friend kisses," says the kid from somewhere stupidly nearby, and House doesn't have the heart to correct her.
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Date: 2010-10-13 03:51 am (UTC)(That means I like it, BTW.)
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Date: 2010-10-15 01:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-13 03:57 am (UTC)Edited to add that it is NOT AWFUL, you silly ninny.
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Date: 2010-10-15 01:58 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2010-10-13 04:05 am (UTC)... I'll be in my bunk.
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Date: 2010-10-15 01:59 am (UTC):D
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies.
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Date: 2010-10-20 05:37 am (UTC)So nice to have an episode feel "complete" with the help of fics like this. :)
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Date: 2010-10-15 02:01 am (UTC)Sure would be fun if this kind of scene showed up one day...
Thank you! *hugs*
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Date: 2010-10-16 10:11 am (UTC)MY BRAIN HAS FUSED WITH THE HOTNESS AND YOU DESERVE A LOLLY
*HUGS*
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Date: 2010-10-20 01:41 am (UTC)*hugs hugs* Thank you!
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Date: 2010-10-20 02:36 am (UTC)Wow
Date: 2010-10-20 03:14 am (UTC)And this line specifically made me lol: smearing come over House's jacket, but that's OK, a jacket this homosexual deserves some semen to christen it.
*sighs* If only it could have happened that way. ;)
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Date: 2010-10-20 05:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-20 06:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-20 09:27 am (UTC)Oh. Good. So good.
I loved the episode a bit more now.
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Date: 2010-10-20 11:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-21 12:37 am (UTC)"A jacket this homosexual" had me on the floor.
So good. I hate S7, so extra thank-yous. :}}}}}}
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Date: 2010-10-21 12:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-21 02:59 am (UTC)But I left the hot bit in before it!
Thanks.
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Date: 2010-10-21 02:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-21 02:57 am (UTC)Then this ficlet didn't happen.
When the ficlet begins, Rachel is still on the couch, which is out of sight from the front door (and vice versa). It is up to you as reader what part of the ficlet she might have seen -- she's only commenting on the post-coital kissing, which she's interpreted as "friend kisses." : )
Thanks.
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Date: 2010-10-22 06:19 pm (UTC)That is all. :D
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Date: 2010-10-28 03:46 am (UTC)