Yes or No Meme

[deelaundry]

Taken from hibernia1

You can only answer 'yes' or 'no.'
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages/comments you and asks.

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- no
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- no
Totaled your car in an accident? --- no
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- no
Seen someone die? --- yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- no
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? --- no
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- no
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no
Eaten snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? -- yes
Shot a gun? --- no
Skinny-dipped? --- yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? -- yes
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- no
Eaten alligator meat? -- yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Written graffiti? --- yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes

Comments

[blackmare]

The "been arrested" one is making me think about twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photos with circles and arrows and ...

Never been arrested; have been mistaken for someone of my same full name and physical description who did have a warrant out for her arrest.

Have had to do a field sobriety test & breathalyzer (same night; passed cleanly).

No time to do the meme, though. Must go gallery-sit and then take down my show.

[deelaundry]

twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photos with circles and arrows and ...

*grins*

It makes me also think of "a sneer and a guitar pick, and a yeller dandelion... They're bound to get you, 'cause they got a curfew, and you go to the Starkville City Jail."

[blackmare]

I don't know the Starkville reference, although it seems I should.

Have never done karaoke; never intend to. Also never been so drunk I've passed out, although I've once been far gone enough to be very ill indeed and seeing double. Once. Once was all it took to learn not to do that again.

I've had 'gator tail in a restaurant once -- someone else ordered nuggets, gave me a couple. It was okay, nothing to write home about. For "native Florida food" I prefer venison, swamp cabbage, saltwater fish.