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Title: Apocrine and Merocrine
Author: Dee Laundry
Rating: PG
Words: 150
Summary/Notes: Wilson hated running. Written for [livejournal.com profile] jane_hidell.

Wilson hated running. To tell the truth, he hated playing basketball, racquetball, tennis, and squash, too, but at least those were social games. You could get some good relating done while playing basketball, racquetball, tennis, or squash -- or golf, boating, fishing, softball, or cards, but those weren't relevant to his hate.

He hated running, basketball, racquetball, tennis, and squash because they made him so sweaty. The beads of moisture would collect on his forehead and the small of his back, and would run down his sides. Disgusting. He'd stink under his arms and between his legs, all that hair and heat.

The worst, though, the worst was his neck. Sweat would form on his neck, and then would creepy-crawl up into his hair, leaving it soaked and curling, tendrils clinging together and tickling his skin.

He hated running.

But he really loved having drawn-out, vigorous, knock-the-pictures-off-the-wall sex.

Go figure.

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Date: 2009-06-07 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hibernia1.livejournal.com
Yay! Go figure indeed - and I adore this fic!!!

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Date: 2009-06-07 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Thanks! Hee.

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Date: 2009-06-07 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
mind blowing orgasms are worth a little sweat. ;)

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Yes, they are. :D Thanks.

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Date: 2009-06-07 06:16 pm (UTC)
ext_25649: House sucking a lollipop while staring at Wilson (_hw_eyesex)
From: [identity profile] daisylily.livejournal.com
But you can have sex lying down, whereas you can't run lying down XD

I love this.

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
But you can have sex lying down, whereas you can't run lying down XD

Good point! Thanks.

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Date: 2009-06-07 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyesarmslove.livejournal.com
Cute! And hot. Of course.

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:44 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magie-05.livejournal.com
I AM IN FULL AGREEMENT WITH WILSON HERE <3

So hot, this is awesome!

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Me, too (about agreeing with Wilson). Thanks!

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Date: 2009-06-08 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] layne67.livejournal.com
He also hates running because he can't do it with House. Oh Wilson ...

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Date: 2009-06-08 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Very true. Thanks.

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Date: 2009-06-09 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lana-ftw.livejournal.com
SUCH IS LIFE, WILSON.

This was great :]

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