Words in the Staffroom (NC-17)
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Title: Words in the Staffroom
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson (AU)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 408
Summary/Notes: AU PWP in which Wilson is an 18-year-old li’l bastard; House is his willing-to-take-what’s-offered 28-year-old biology teacher. Prequel to Book Marking. Unrealistic, pervy, no redeeming value whatsoever. Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hwshipper and for the stuffonmywilson Summer Sentence-Off word-use challenge.
The required girls’ gym shorts are polyester and ridiculously short. House hassles Coach Butch about being a pimp at every opportunity he gets, backed up, interestingly enough, by the sweet, demure ancient history teacher. He figures at first she’s either a feminist or a prude, but it turns out three of her classes are directly after Phys Ed classes, and she’s just sick of the boys showing up with boners.
“Distracts from their learning,” she says. “The school needs to either change the design of the girls’ shorts, or give the boys an extra five minutes in the showers.”
“Maybe it’s just you,” House replies, and laughs when she starts to protest. “I mean,” he says over her twittering, “maybe you’re the one causing them to be ‘distracted.’” He lifts an eyebrow.
After a moment spent staring into his eyes, a faint tinge of color appears on her neck. “I know your kind, Dr. House.”
“I bet you do.” He amps his leer up a notch, and she’s smiling as she walks away.
The required boys’ gym shorts are nylon and of a decent length. Nobody complains about those. Certainly not House.
He doesn’t complain about the wide leg holes that tug up and aside so easily. He doesn’t complain about the bright non-staining fabric that doesn’t show accidental lube streaks, or the smoothness of that fabric when it glides along his cock as he’s poking teasingly at Jimmy Wilson’s anus, wanting that grunt of an impatient plead before taking Jimmy, in a quick fuck in the storage closet at the back of his classroom.
Jimmy has the cleanest-smelling sweat House has ever known. He’s long and lean in House’s arms, supple, with the insouciant potency of youth.
Jimmy lets out a little moan, and House uses it as an excuse to wrap his arms tighter around the boy, across his tight belly, under his left arm and up his slim chest to clamp a hand over that bow mouth. That starts Jimmy grunting and tightening, obviously about to blow just from House’s cock up his ass and the pressure of the elastic of those required gym shorts against the head of his dick. House does it first, though, shoots a load up that sweet ass and drops his hand down to pull the orgasm from the boy, to feel him shudder and squirm.
No, House doesn’t have a single pejorative word for the boys’ required gym shorts.
house_wilson and house_of_kinkTitle: Words in the Staffroom
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson (AU)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 408
Summary/Notes: AU PWP in which Wilson is an 18-year-old li’l bastard; House is his willing-to-take-what’s-offered 28-year-old biology teacher. Prequel to Book Marking. Unrealistic, pervy, no redeeming value whatsoever. Written for
hwshipper and for the stuffonmywilson Summer Sentence-Off word-use challenge.The required girls’ gym shorts are polyester and ridiculously short. House hassles Coach Butch about being a pimp at every opportunity he gets, backed up, interestingly enough, by the sweet, demure ancient history teacher. He figures at first she’s either a feminist or a prude, but it turns out three of her classes are directly after Phys Ed classes, and she’s just sick of the boys showing up with boners.
“Distracts from their learning,” she says. “The school needs to either change the design of the girls’ shorts, or give the boys an extra five minutes in the showers.”
“Maybe it’s just you,” House replies, and laughs when she starts to protest. “I mean,” he says over her twittering, “maybe you’re the one causing them to be ‘distracted.’” He lifts an eyebrow.
After a moment spent staring into his eyes, a faint tinge of color appears on her neck. “I know your kind, Dr. House.”
“I bet you do.” He amps his leer up a notch, and she’s smiling as she walks away.
The required boys’ gym shorts are nylon and of a decent length. Nobody complains about those. Certainly not House.
He doesn’t complain about the wide leg holes that tug up and aside so easily. He doesn’t complain about the bright non-staining fabric that doesn’t show accidental lube streaks, or the smoothness of that fabric when it glides along his cock as he’s poking teasingly at Jimmy Wilson’s anus, wanting that grunt of an impatient plead before taking Jimmy, in a quick fuck in the storage closet at the back of his classroom.
Jimmy has the cleanest-smelling sweat House has ever known. He’s long and lean in House’s arms, supple, with the insouciant potency of youth.
Jimmy lets out a little moan, and House uses it as an excuse to wrap his arms tighter around the boy, across his tight belly, under his left arm and up his slim chest to clamp a hand over that bow mouth. That starts Jimmy grunting and tightening, obviously about to blow just from House’s cock up his ass and the pressure of the elastic of those required gym shorts against the head of his dick. House does it first, though, shoots a load up that sweet ass and drops his hand down to pull the orgasm from the boy, to feel him shudder and squirm.
No, House doesn’t have a single pejorative word for the boys’ required gym shorts.
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Date: 2009-06-01 01:55 am (UTC)Niiice. I want to work that phrase into a conversation now...
Teacher!House/Student!Wilson is ridiculously hot. And I feel like such a perv for thinking that.
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:26 am (UTC)You're a perv? How do you think I feel, writing the pervy stuff? ... Don't answer that.
XD Thanks.
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:01 am (UTC)(also I LOVE THE ANCIENT HISTORY TEACHER SO MUCH i'm just saying.)
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 02:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 02:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 02:08 am (UTC)Very Nice, and Sweaty!!!
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 02:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 02:39 am (UTC): ) Thanks.
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:19 am (UTC)Very sexy :D this is such a fun and naughty series!
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:39 am (UTC)This is a very naughty series. Very naughty indeed. The whole 'verse ought to be spanked. Thanks.
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:20 am (UTC)MOAR IN THIS 'VERSE PLEASE? God, it's so wrong how much I love this. Seriously. Never ever stop <3
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:41 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:28 am (UTC)MORE MORE MORE
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:48 am (UTC)... On the other hand, snorkeling sex (between two people) could be kind of awesome. Hmmm.
Thanks!
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:41 am (UTC)Holy hell, this was absurdly, wonderfully, unbelievably hot.
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Date: 2009-06-01 02:51 am (UTC)Thanks.
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:12 am (UTC)God damn, Dee, that's hot. Especially with his hand over Jimmy's mouth ...
Mmmpghghr.
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:23 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 09:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:25 pm (UTC)not going to stop, I don't think
Thanks XD
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Date: 2009-06-01 10:42 am (UTC)What an absolutely AWESOME present to wake up to this morning. GUH incredibly hot and just perfect. I too love the historian! And the perjorative (which I spotted when I read it in your PM first!) And the shorts, of course.
And I have more to look forward to in this 'verse! *dies all over again*
And I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one to whom this appeals *blush*
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Date: 2009-06-01 01:58 pm (UTC)There's a time in this 'verse (post-graduation) where for about a week House and Jimmy do a different "scene" each evening. Any scenes and/or kinks you want to suggest?
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Date: 2009-06-01 01:12 pm (UTC)Funnily I escpecially loved the conversation with the sweet old history teacher. I'm weird.
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:30 pm (UTC)How Bad Girls Get
Wet Bus Stop
That Book by Nabokov
Shake and Cough
Loose Talk
I liked the part with the history teacher too! For one, the OC was fun to write, and also, it's a nice reminder that this House has a "real" life, too, one that's rather removed from his trysts with Jimmy.
Thanks!
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:32 pm (UTC)(What a beautiful new icon, by the way.)
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:35 pm (UTC)History teacher FTW x 1,000!
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Date: 2009-06-03 12:54 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-03 12:56 pm (UTC)Even though, in my mind, I can fanwank it so this is backstory to the series...
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Date: 2009-06-01 07:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-03 12:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 07:24 pm (UTC)You're my religion.
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Date: 2009-06-03 12:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 10:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-03 12:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-02 05:24 am (UTC)And shame on me for enjoying it. ;-)
Glargh...................................
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Date: 2009-06-03 01:27 pm (UTC): ) Thanks.
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Date: 2009-06-03 01:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-03 05:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-05 02:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-03 09:57 am (UTC)Also, I loved that House's sexual innuendo was appreciated by the blushing teacher. She couldn't resist the sexiness. ;)
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Date: 2009-06-05 02:32 pm (UTC)