Belts, Benches, and Weights (PG)
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deelaundryIn honor of AmazonFail, I bring to you: PG-rated erotica. House/Wilson slash, 205 words, Adult Concepts. Concrit more than welcome!
Title: Belts, Benches, and Weights
When Cameron asked him what he liked best about his new house, Wilson answered truthfully, “The weight room.” He managed to keep a straight face as he watched Cameron struggle politely against showing the skepticism she clearly felt.
When he tried to relate the anecdote to House later, his laughter was interrupted by House pulling the chest strap tighter.
“Guh,” Wilson grunted, as his chest was forced into the bench padding and the edge of the leather band dug painfully into his skin. Then House got it buckled and the strap slipped back a fraction of an inch, easing the pressure. “I do need to breathe, you know.”
“You can breathe when we’re done,” House said, bending low to check the cuffs. “Pull.” Wilson tugged on the restraints, and was pleased to find that his wrists and ankles could go only about an inch from the bench leg each was chained to.
House was obviously pleased, too, because the first slap to Wilson’s bare butt was playful rather than punishing.
“Giddyup,” House said, and tipped his hat to Wilson in the mirror that covered one wall.
Wilson squirmed against the bench in anticipation. The weight room was absolutely his favorite thing about his new house.
Title: Belts, Benches, and Weights
When Cameron asked him what he liked best about his new house, Wilson answered truthfully, “The weight room.” He managed to keep a straight face as he watched Cameron struggle politely against showing the skepticism she clearly felt.
When he tried to relate the anecdote to House later, his laughter was interrupted by House pulling the chest strap tighter.
“Guh,” Wilson grunted, as his chest was forced into the bench padding and the edge of the leather band dug painfully into his skin. Then House got it buckled and the strap slipped back a fraction of an inch, easing the pressure. “I do need to breathe, you know.”
“You can breathe when we’re done,” House said, bending low to check the cuffs. “Pull.” Wilson tugged on the restraints, and was pleased to find that his wrists and ankles could go only about an inch from the bench leg each was chained to.
House was obviously pleased, too, because the first slap to Wilson’s bare butt was playful rather than punishing.
“Giddyup,” House said, and tipped his hat to Wilson in the mirror that covered one wall.
Wilson squirmed against the bench in anticipation. The weight room was absolutely his favorite thing about his new house.
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Date: 2009-04-13 02:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 02:55 am (UTC)That said, there's a lot of mileage you could get out of talking about the Olympic lifts. I asked for some coaching in the snatch today at the gym, and it's a hard one to master - you need a lot of balance, a lot of snapping at the hips to get it all to move right. There's also the clean and jerk, which you really need to give your full attention to in order to do it right...
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Date: 2009-04-13 11:16 am (UTC)The clean and jerk definitely sounds like a move House might be making...
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Date: 2009-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)Actually, I believe you can get away with repeating "weight room" at the end by just adding something to the beginning of that sentence --
Wilson squirmed against the bench in anticipation. Yes, the weight room was absolutely his favorite thing about his new house.
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Date: 2009-04-13 11:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-13 03:06 am (UTC)Also: Suck it, Amazon.
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Date: 2009-04-13 11:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 03:29 am (UTC)LOVE IT!!!
Agree with lana, Suck it Amazon.
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Date: 2009-04-13 11:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 11:23 am (UTC)Porn Battle!
Date: 2009-04-13 05:29 am (UTC)Re: Porn Battle!
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Date: 2009-04-13 05:37 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2009-04-13 12:41 pm (UTC)This: Win.
Yeah, I think that about sums it up.
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Date: 2009-04-15 12:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 04:19 pm (UTC)This is lovely, and the bit with Cameron just adds to the fun of it. It also sounds like something which might have a sequel...? ;P
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Date: 2009-04-15 12:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 06:57 pm (UTC)This is so kinky and delicious! The weight room sure seems fun!
And the first scene with Cameron was absolutely perfect! I can so see their expressions! <3
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Date: 2009-04-15 12:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-04-13 08:43 pm (UTC)Although- when House tipped his hat, was it an actual hat? Does House always wear a hat during these "exercises"? Does he have different hats for different roleplay?
I think a follow-up may be in order...
Or, you know, graphically smutty p0rn smut! ;)
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Date: 2009-04-15 12:33 am (UTC)Thanks. :D
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