Oh sure, I'm the jerk. I'm the jerk for being a giant prick. I'm the jerk for insinuating— completely out of the blue—that my friend Frankemployee Taub will likely spend the rest of his life failing at most everything he tries. Christ almighty. What do I have to do here? Check with you people every time I might say, oh—I don't know—something completely demeaning and outright hurtful?
Doesn't anyone know how to have fun anymore?
Take this coworkerboss of mine, DianeCuddy. Man, is she ever a drama queen. Yesterday, I had barely finished reducing her to a vapid, clothes-obsessed gremlin when she started freaking out on me. It's like, "Take a chill pill, DianeCuddy." I guess some people just love getting bent all out of shape over every remark I make about their idiot children.
And then there's my brother, Robertbest friend Wilson, who made a fool of himself at his own wedding when he refused to laugh at my constant prodding of his deepest personal flaws. Way to bring the mood down, pal. To be honest, I'm still a little hurt you didn't return my high five after I brought up your embarrassing streak of infidelities, right in front of your new bride.
Mike Chase, I'm so sorry I punched you right in the face. Margaret Mom, please forgive me. I never should have suggested that your father husband, in fact, deserved it. And BrianAyersman, my dear Brian Ayersman, I'll certainly pay for all the damages to your precious, precious car.
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Date: 2009-03-26 08:52 pm (UTC)Oh sure, I'm the jerk. I'm the jerk for being a giant prick. I'm the jerk for insinuating— completely out of the blue—that my
friend Frankemployee Taub will likely spend the rest of his life failing at most everything he tries. Christ almighty. What do I have to do here? Check with you people every time I might say, oh—I don't know—something completely demeaning and outright hurtful?Doesn't anyone know how to have fun anymore?
Take this
coworkerboss of mine,DianeCuddy. Man, is she ever a drama queen. Yesterday, I had barely finished reducing her to a vapid, clothes-obsessed gremlin when she started freaking out on me. It's like, "Take a chill pill,DianeCuddy." I guess some people just love getting bent all out of shape over every remark I make about their idiot children.And then there's my
brother, Robertbest friend Wilson, who made a fool of himself at his own wedding when he refused to laugh at my constant prodding of his deepest personal flaws. Way to bring the mood down, pal. To be honest, I'm still a little hurt you didn't return my high five after I brought up your embarrassing streak of infidelities, right in front of your new bride.:)
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Date: 2009-03-26 09:10 pm (UTC)LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Date: 2009-03-26 09:16 pm (UTC)MikeChase, I'm so sorry I punched you right in the face.MargaretMom, please forgive me. I never should have suggested that yourfatherhusband, in fact, deserved it. AndBrianAyersman, my dearBrianAyersman, I'll certainly pay for all the damages to your precious, precious car.(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-26 09:20 pm (UTC)