My Google Fu has deserted me

Anybody seen any pics of a guy (good-looking, preferrably) wearing a garter belt? Prefer not full drag, just a guy in a garter belt (and stockings, preferably).

In Which Wilson Is, by Some Definitions, a Troglodyte (PG-13)

I wroted this for Jane, but you can see it too. Guess which three words are on the 100 Words Every Word Lover Should Know list. Guess whether I had to look up the meanings, or already knew them.

Guess what restaurant House and Wilson are in. That's right... Olive Garden! (Inside joke, sorry.)

Also, dialogue-only with four people is, um, onerous, so I labelled. Call me a cheater.

Title: In Which Wilson Is, by Some Definitions, a Troglodyte
Rating: PG-13 for use of the word "penis"
Words: 336
Summary/Notes: See title. Dialogue-only Set in early to mid Season Six, aka, a future fic but no spoilers for any episode past Season Three.

( Cameron! Chase! Didn't expect to see you here. )