Wishing-on-a-star List

You've seen the Holiday Wish List meme, right? I've decided to do a throw-it-out-to-the-universe, wildest-dreams, wish-on-a-star list. Which is to say I have no expectation of actually receiving any of these items.

Except maybe the first two. :3

( 1) Remember those green 'House/Wilson ♥' shirts that sold on CafePress a couple years ago? )