Yep-a-doodle (PG)
Nov. 25th, 2008 11:03 pmTitle: Yep-a-doodle
Very quick silly post-ep ficlet for House episode 5-9. MAJOR SPOILERS. House-Wilson friendship, rated PG, 126 words.
After leaving Cuddy's office, House went home, happy as a clam. He made a quick dinner, had a beer, and watched TV. About an hour later, his cellphone rang and he picked it up without checking caller ID.
"Yep-a-doodle," he greeted cheerily.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"Oh, hi, Wilson."
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! YOU LEFT THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT TALKING TO ME!"
"Well, geez, if you wanted to know what happened you could've asked one of the nine zillion men in black."
"I DID! ONE OF THEM SAID YOU'D BEEN ARRESTED!"
"Not me. He must've gotten me mixed up with Mr. Florida-Is-Not-Tropical."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?"
"What are you, my mother?"
"ARRRGGGGGGH!"
"If you're going to come over now, can you bring ice cream?"
Very quick silly post-ep ficlet for House episode 5-9. MAJOR SPOILERS. House-Wilson friendship, rated PG, 126 words.
After leaving Cuddy's office, House went home, happy as a clam. He made a quick dinner, had a beer, and watched TV. About an hour later, his cellphone rang and he picked it up without checking caller ID.
"Yep-a-doodle," he greeted cheerily.
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"Oh, hi, Wilson."
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! YOU LEFT THE HOSPITAL WITHOUT TALKING TO ME!"
"Well, geez, if you wanted to know what happened you could've asked one of the nine zillion men in black."
"I DID! ONE OF THEM SAID YOU'D BEEN ARRESTED!"
"Not me. He must've gotten me mixed up with Mr. Florida-Is-Not-Tropical."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?"
"What are you, my mother?"
"ARRRGGGGGGH!"
"If you're going to come over now, can you bring ice cream?"
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:12 am (UTC)I said in another thread, House needs to have life affirming sex with Wilson after that!!!!
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 04:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 04:50 am (UTC)This, however, made me smile. =)
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 04:56 am (UTC)I'm going to pretend that he and Wilson talked between the patient getting escorted out and House talking to Cuddy. Or that Wilson was waiting outside.
And smacked House (lightly) upside the head at least once.(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 05:56 am (UTC)And, Dee: you're right, and when you're right, you're right! Love House's nonchalance here.
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Date: 2008-11-26 06:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 10:20 am (UTC)HOLY MARY MOTHER OF G-d, I just wanted to slap katie jabobs silly what with 34 seconds of USELESS Wilson and then after all the PTSD inducing shit HOUSE WALKS OUT OF THE PPTH ALONE WITHOUT EVEN CONSULTING OR PHONING OR.... WHERE THE F WAS WILSON???
erm.. ahem... Yeah.
I've never done a capslock post before.
So so so sorry Dee. Lovely drabble-esqe.
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:16 pm (UTC)Perfect! But you forgot one part. Do you mind if I continue?
*Wilson shows up at House's apartment; ring the door bell*
*House, begrudgingly, answers it*
POW! *Wilson punches House in the nose*
Wilson says, "DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
yupyupyup that's what happened next.
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 07:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-12-01 12:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-26 07:09 pm (UTC)Quite apart from the lack of Wilson, that was a seriously tedious episode. Pah.
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Date: 2008-11-27 02:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-11-28 08:53 pm (UTC)