Lines

[deelaundry]

Have some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).

I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.

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"We're not gay!" Wilson says in a voice that wants to rumble like thunder but instead floats like a cottonball cloud.

"Maybe you're not," Lucas says.

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There have to be limits to self-loathing, Wilson had said once, which only goes to show you how firmly entrenched the man is in the clay-packed earth of denial.

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If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.

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When Foreman walked in at three p.m. on the dot, the preschool classroom was bright, colorful, tidy, and completely empty.

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“You really are incredibly easy.”

“What was that?’

“Easy and dumb. Throw in a pair of double-Ds and you’d be Christina Tulane from my high school. Her eyebrows weren’t quite as unruly, though.”

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“Who uses last names all the time?”

“I know who. Hey, Walter, did you go to Phillips Andover for prep school?”

“Bite your tongue. I’m a Hotchkiss man. All the Kavanaghs go to Hotchkiss. I have a cousin there now and two more that will follow shortly. But enough of that. McKay, Wilson, the two of you have been thick as thieves for some time now.”

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John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.

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I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Why can't House be gay?

Can Wilson be gay?

[pinglederry.livejournal.com]

House was crazy in love with Stacy, has some sort of thing for Cuddy, and at least finds/found Cameron, Amber, dwarf-lady and all the rest attractive. I do believe that Wilson really, really did love Amber. Whether or not their relationship would've soured given time is open to debate, but I definitely got the impression that what he had with her was something new, different and special compared to his prior relationships. House and Wilson could indeed become involved in a gay relationship, but the idea of both/either of them being exclusively homosexual, especially considering the important relationships they've had with women in the past and present, seems to be overly simplified.

'm just sayin'.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I agree with you completely. Some people seem scornful of the term "bisexual," which is unfortunate.