Lines

Oct. 10th, 2008 03:12 pm
deelaundry: man reading in an airport with his face hidden by the book (Default)
[personal profile] deelaundry
Have some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).

I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.

***

"We're not gay!" Wilson says in a voice that wants to rumble like thunder but instead floats like a cottonball cloud.

"Maybe you're not," Lucas says.

***

There have to be limits to self-loathing, Wilson had said once, which only goes to show you how firmly entrenched the man is in the clay-packed earth of denial.

***

If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.

***

When Foreman walked in at three p.m. on the dot, the preschool classroom was bright, colorful, tidy, and completely empty.

***

“You really are incredibly easy.”

“What was that?’

“Easy and dumb. Throw in a pair of double-Ds and you’d be Christina Tulane from my high school. Her eyebrows weren’t quite as unruly, though.”

***

“Who uses last names all the time?”

“I know who. Hey, Walter, did you go to Phillips Andover for prep school?”

“Bite your tongue. I’m a Hotchkiss man. All the Kavanaghs go to Hotchkiss. I have a cousin there now and two more that will follow shortly. But enough of that. McKay, Wilson, the two of you have been thick as thieves for some time now.”

***

John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.

***

I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

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Date: 2008-10-10 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magie-05.livejournal.com
Okay, this: If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.

Reminds me of this:


EEEE I would LOVE to see you write that one. Perhaps complete with kitten-talk. 'Cancy-wancy' comes to mind for Wilson, lol <3

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Date: 2008-10-10 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdr1184.livejournal.com
SMACK FAIRY!!!! WIN!!!

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Date: 2008-10-10 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Oh, yes, if this goes, there'll be quite a lot of kitten-talk. Mostly by the young women who ask about the cat, but Wilson doesn't exactly discourage it.

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Date: 2008-10-11 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
that happens to be my favorite ABOFAL sketch of all time. I drew a pic of a weiner dog on my Hugh Laurie shrine as a reference to it. yes, I have a Hugh Laurie shrine.

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