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deelaundryHave some first lines to fics I may or may not write (except the Foreman one; that I'm writing).
I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.
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"We're not gay!" Wilson says in a voice that wants to rumble like thunder but instead floats like a cottonball cloud.
"Maybe you're not," Lucas says.
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There have to be limits to self-loathing, Wilson had said once, which only goes to show you how firmly entrenched the man is in the clay-packed earth of denial.
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If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.
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When Foreman walked in at three p.m. on the dot, the preschool classroom was bright, colorful, tidy, and completely empty.
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“You really are incredibly easy.”
“What was that?’
“Easy and dumb. Throw in a pair of double-Ds and you’d be Christina Tulane from my high school. Her eyebrows weren’t quite as unruly, though.”
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“Who uses last names all the time?”
“I know who. Hey, Walter, did you go to Phillips Andover for prep school?”
“Bite your tongue. I’m a Hotchkiss man. All the Kavanaghs go to Hotchkiss. I have a cousin there now and two more that will follow shortly. But enough of that. McKay, Wilson, the two of you have been thick as thieves for some time now.”
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John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.
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I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.
I have always thought that my mother was beautiful. Her hair, her eyes, her smile, her unusual earlobes. It was a grave disappointment to discover many in my cohort did not share my assessment.
***
"We're not gay!" Wilson says in a voice that wants to rumble like thunder but instead floats like a cottonball cloud.
"Maybe you're not," Lucas says.
***
There have to be limits to self-loathing, Wilson had said once, which only goes to show you how firmly entrenched the man is in the clay-packed earth of denial.
***
If one more person makes one more fawning remark about Wilson's adorable new kitty-witty num-num-num, House is going to pukey-wukey over said person's shoes, shirt, and hair.
***
When Foreman walked in at three p.m. on the dot, the preschool classroom was bright, colorful, tidy, and completely empty.
***
“You really are incredibly easy.”
“What was that?’
“Easy and dumb. Throw in a pair of double-Ds and you’d be Christina Tulane from my high school. Her eyebrows weren’t quite as unruly, though.”
***
“Who uses last names all the time?”
“I know who. Hey, Walter, did you go to Phillips Andover for prep school?”
“Bite your tongue. I’m a Hotchkiss man. All the Kavanaghs go to Hotchkiss. I have a cousin there now and two more that will follow shortly. But enough of that. McKay, Wilson, the two of you have been thick as thieves for some time now.”
***
John learned about Rodney’s transfer from Katie Brown, of all people.
***
I'm sick of being a shithead, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.
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Date: 2008-10-10 08:00 pm (UTC)Do you watch < ahref="http://www.e4.com/rickandsteve/">Rick and Steve? It's just the one on this week was all about their cat... and previously they went to Gay Mensa and I TOTALLY thought of Resolution and LOL'd. Sorry if I'm the last person in the world to get this.
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Date: 2008-10-11 06:06 pm (UTC)Rick is the geeky one and Steve is the buff one,and in the second ep a marriage guidance counsellor tells them they need to share each others interests. So Rick takes Steve to Gay Mensa, and Steve takes Rick to MONSTER TRUCKS!!!
Basically this programme was written for me.Did I mention it's all done with lego?