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Guy at Exxon station: We only carry newspapers.

Guy at Borders: No, we don't carry TV Guide. Try the Books-a-Million over in [town approximately ten miles away].

Guy at 7-11 #1: There aren't any over there? *pulls out three-ring binder with delivery lists in it* Oh, I guess we didn't get any this week.

Guy at 7-11 #2: You want three copies of TV Guide? Really?

Husband: Yes, OK, fine, I'll watch the kids so you can go find more copies of the magazine. Why don't you pick up dinner on the way back?

*hugs husband*

ETA
Grocery store: *copies of last week's issue*

Guy at drugstore: TV Guide? I haven't seen that here in a loooong time.

Blockbuster: *carries Vogue, Teen Vogue, Heroes magazine, gaming magazines, Entertainment Weekly, but no TV Guide*

7-11 #3: *Dee walks past cops talking sternly to some drunk-looking dude, to buy all but the last copy of the House-Wilson TV Guide* YAY!

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Date: 2008-10-09 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] californiaquail.livejournal.com
Uh oh. I haven't even attempted to procure my copy yet. Do you think I'll have trouble?

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Date: 2008-10-10 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
My main problem seemed to be not knowing where they actually sell TV Guide. Calling ahead might be an idea to save time and gas. Good luck!

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Date: 2008-10-10 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] californiaquail.livejournal.com
Okay well VONS, Rite Aid and CVS all still have last week's issue. What the hell?

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

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