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bammel. It's very, very much House, so odd and amusing musings are par for the course, but this is not a crack!fic. However much the writer may wish that it was.
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R (Language, hints of kinks, general sexual uncertainty, rudeness; THE MPAA DEMANDS THIS RATING FOR MY TRUCKER MOUTH BUT THIS THING IS PRETTY HARMLESS)
Warnings: Irony, television, talk of "#1", snafflers, imperceptible sexual tension, Wilson fetishism.
Summary: Sometimes the only thing you can be sure of is that when you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus television.
bammel. It's very, very much House, so odd and amusing musings are par for the course, but this is not a crack!fic. However much the writer may wish that it was.Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R (Language, hints of kinks, general sexual uncertainty, rudeness; THE MPAA DEMANDS THIS RATING FOR MY TRUCKER MOUTH BUT THIS THING IS PRETTY HARMLESS)
Warnings: Irony, television, talk of "#1", snafflers, imperceptible sexual tension, Wilson fetishism.
Summary: Sometimes the only thing you can be sure of is that when you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus television.