FTP (R)

[deelaundry]

Title: FTP
Author: Dee Laundry
Characters: House, Wilson
Rating: R
Words: 133
Notes: Set after the Tritter arc. Prompted by clownfrogg on housewilsonlol.

What in the hell are you playing?

Don’t sneak up on a man like that, Wilson. You never know what might happen.

I do know what might happen; you might bean with me a empty Scotch bottle, just like you did yesterday. That’s why I threw away the bottles. Your game?

Fuck the police.

Is that a general statement, or…

That’s the name of the game: Fuck the Police.

And the object is to what?

Have you suffered brain damage lately?

It can’t mean it literally. Oh my god, it does mean it literally.

Yep.

And that one looks a lot like –

You can upload your own pictures to the gaming unit.

Oh. Oh, that’s wrong. That’s really, really, really, really wrong.

If you’re going to be that way –

Give me the controller.

Comments

[pinglederry.livejournal.com]

XDDD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

: ) Thanks.

[poeia.livejournal.com]

GREAT last line.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. Wilson's got his own anger to get out, you betcha.

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

Go Wilson!!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thanks!

[lostwiginity.livejournal.com]

The question left here is - why does House have a picture of Tritter?

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

For his dartboard? Or else he bought the game first and then searched the internet for a Tritter picture to put in it.

Thanks!

[lana-ftw.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, awesome :]

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Heh, revenge fantasies are such a good time.

We definitely need more gaming fics in this fandom. Yes.