Playing (PG)

[deelaundry]

Title: Playing
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words: 150
Notes: Prompted by _abra_cadaver on housewilsonlol.

You joined a what?

A rugby team. The Plainsboro Pirates.

I know you’re excited about the ketamine working, but rugby? It’s so… physical! You could get hurt!

Aw, don’t shake your head like that, Mom. It makes the curlers fall out of your hair.

You’re not Superman!

With the right belt I could be Batman, though. Haul out your tights, Robin, and we’ll go prowling in Gotham City.

House!

Relax. I’m not even going to play much. I only joined the team for two reasons. First of all, the after-parties –

Which sound almost as dangerous as the games.

Those rumors of cane rape were way overblown. Overblown, get it?

Grr. The second reason?

When I do play, it’ll be up front, in the number two position, down in the mud, with you on the bleachers watching me.

What does that –

I’ve always wanted to be your dirty Pirate hooker.

(The prompt was: House likes to be Wilson's dirty pirate hooker. Involve cane rape, Batman, and hair curlers.)

Comments

[shutterbug-12.livejournal.com]

*giggle-snort* I can't decide if the curlers or Batman line is my favorite. =)

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I dunno; I think House really could be Batman. : ) Thanks.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Well, he's batshit crazy....

[poeia.livejournal.com]

How you managed to fit in all those prompts in just 150 word and still make it adorable is beyond me.

The curlers line is my favorite.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Lots of prompts + short ficlet = Puzzle! I love those. ( once wrote a 1350-word story (http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_house/443999.html) with all 100 prompts from a fic100 table (http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_house/441338.html) in it.

The mental image of Wilson with curlers cracks me up completely. Thanks!

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! I can see Wilson jumping up and down all nervous and House laughing at him!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Wilson is a bit of a nervous nellie about this. : ) Thanks!

[hibernia1.livejournal.com]

G*d, Dee, that icon is too awesome for words!

[mireya-11.livejournal.com]

LOL XDDDDDDDDDDD

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[mireya-11.livejournal.com]

no problem ;)