Welcome to my morning: Full-page, keyword-optimized content requested on labia reduction, vaginoplasty, etc. It's all well and good until you get to the before-and-after photos. Good times!
ETA: Actually, the ubiquitous poor grammar on these research sites is amusing. Here's one that's up on the screen at the moment -- the first paragraph of their ad/description:
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation (LVR) has been known to be a 1-2 hour outpatient surgical procedure designed to enhance sexual gratification; sexual gratification is directly related to the amount of frictional forces generated in the body. By tightening the vagina, and increasing the friction during intercourse, using LVR procedures, this can be accomplished.
I feel I must use a phrase first seen today in seperis LJ: OH JOHN RINGO NO.
(In which she links to a most awesome book review, and if you've got some spare time, I highly recommend it. I won't tell you that I'm reading it now, because...I'm supposed to be grading...)
Saw that go by on my f-list too. Will try to remember to check out later -- sounds like ... fun ...
Many women that have gone through childbirth, the vaginal muscles expand during the delivery; can result in being weak, loose, and vaginal muscles. It can embarrassment after the healing process is completed, making a woman feel uncomfortable and can even lead to sexual dysfunction.
One of the RPGs once had a storyline that in Wilson's latest divorce, his wife was trying to make him pay for her vaginoplasty. He "stretched" her, or something. That is one seriously large male organ, to have done that.
I told you I got to use House during a business exercise once! I talked about the show (and showed pictures of the cast, heh) and had them do an exercise determining the symptoms of a business problem and then "diagnosing" it. Very fun. : )
Shhhhhh! But not today. Today was very, very productive. There is some possibility that the consultant they're bringing in tomorrow will re-do everything I did, but until then I'm counting today as a win.
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Date: 2008-04-23 04:22 pm (UTC)(I, meanwhile, am stuck writing about vaginal rejuvenation surgery over here. Yay.)
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Date: 2008-04-23 05:59 pm (UTC)It's all well and good until you get to the before-and-after photos.Good times!ETA: Actually, the ubiquitous poor grammar on these research sites is amusing. Here's one that's up on the screen at the moment -- the first paragraph of their ad/description:
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation (LVR) has been known to be a 1-2 hour outpatient surgical procedure designed to enhance sexual gratification; sexual gratification is directly related to the amount of frictional forces generated in the body. By tightening the vagina, and increasing the friction during intercourse, using LVR procedures, this can be accomplished.
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Date: 2008-04-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(In which she links to a most awesome book review, and if you've got some spare time, I highly recommend it. I won't tell you that I'm reading it now, because...I'm supposed to be grading...)
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Date: 2008-04-23 06:26 pm (UTC)Many women that have gone through childbirth, the vaginal muscles expand during the delivery; can result in being weak, loose, and vaginal muscles. It can embarrassment after the healing process is completed, making a woman feel uncomfortable and can even lead to sexual dysfunction.
OMG, what.
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Date: 2008-04-24 12:45 am (UTC)One of the RPGs once had a storyline that in Wilson's latest divorce, his wife was trying to make him pay for her vaginoplasty. He "stretched" her, or something. That is one seriously large male organ, to have done that.
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Date: 2008-04-23 04:23 pm (UTC)... or, maybe not.
;-D
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Date: 2008-04-23 04:37 pm (UTC)*flails encouragingly*
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