deelaundry: man reading in an airport with his face hidden by the book (Default)
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"I woke up gay" is a standard trope I've always dismissed as unbelievable. But this morning when I woke up, I found my life view had changed just as abruptly.

My thought was this: The anus, when you think about it, is really, really gross. Unattractive, usually surrounded by hair, and oh yeah, feces comes out of there. Bacteria-filled garbage that the body is rejecting. So who in their right mind would want to put their fingers, genitalia, or--dear Lord--their tongue near the anus? Doesn't make sense, not sexy, and I can't believe I've been reading about it for so long.

And these characters that I've obsessed over, they're jerks. Why didn't I see this before? Well, House and McKay are meant to be jerks, that's the basis of their characters, but Wilson's a jerk, too. And Sheppard! Sure he's outwardly charming, but he won't talk about his feelings, he has a clear commitment problem, and he kills people without remorse. Jerk.

This negativity is what's been bringing me down for the past two years, and I say, no more. I'm going to turn my mind to things that are positive, caring, and uplifting. With that, I bring you this poem:


Water Triumphantly Flowing

Here she is, Apple of my eye
Peaceful, Peaceful
Yearning only for the love A mother provides
Playing gently in the spring Rain
I watch her, my Love
Favored daughter Of our family
Oh, that she could Live always
Surrounded by the joy of springtime

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theninth.livejournal.com
*looks at the date*

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gokuma.livejournal.com
*looks at the calendar*
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Date: 2008-04-01 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Well, not your anus, Steph. Women's anuses are sweet, clean rosebuds that emit happiness, joy, and tiny, precious unicorns.

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Don't forget, they also wink.

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
*winks at everyone*

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com
Somebody call 911! Dee's suffered a serious head injury!

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peapods42.livejournal.com
Shit, I really need to pay attention to this date. You ALMOST had me.

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Date: 2008-04-01 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hry2007.livejournal.com
Now I can't post my April Fool's "I'm pregnant" post!

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Date: 2008-04-01 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Well, now you can't.

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Date: 2008-04-01 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axmxz.livejournal.com
LOL. A-1!

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Date: 2008-04-01 02:28 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-01 03:31 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-01 05:13 pm (UTC)
ext_63693: sheppard loves ronon (lemon!)
From: [identity profile] xaipw.livejournal.com
Heh. Next you're going to tell us that you've teamed up with those Australian bitches and are going to publicly denounce slash.

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Date: 2008-04-01 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Don't speak badly about my inspirations, those sweet muses! Honestly!

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Date: 2008-04-01 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poeia.livejournal.com
What a lovely, lovely poem. I think I might cry.

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Date: 2008-04-01 07:02 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-04-02 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] layne67.livejournal.com
Hee hee, ILU Dee!

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Date: 2008-04-02 06:41 am (UTC)
ext_25649: House sucking a lollipop while staring at Wilson (house_srsly)
From: [identity profile] daisylily.livejournal.com
You nearly had me, you meanie! (I am reading it on April 2nd, though, so I have some excuse XD )

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Date: 2008-04-02 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
*laughs out loud*
*hugs you*

If ever I have a crisis of faith, you know you'll be the first I turn to.

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Date: 2008-04-02 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com
OOps, got me! (I was wondering why I never got that dirty House fic I asked for)

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